Dearest Dictators
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I've been going through an interesting slide show over at Time.com. It's a series of photos that experts are poring over to determine if dearest leader Kim Jong-il, is healthy and not, umm, il. They are looking for signs of a stroke. The picture above is particularly fascinating, that is, if you're like me and you love supposed governmental cover-ups, analyzing dollar bills for New World Order symbols (or Nicholas Cage's face) or just large scale bamboozlement in general:
This image, released on November 5, claims to show Kim with a North Korean military unit. The BBC and the UK's Times newspaper have raised questions about the legitimacy of this image. Experts point to a line at knee-height that runs behind the soldiers in the front row of the reviewing stand where Kim poses. The line stops at the two soldiers standing to his left and right, suggesting that he was digitally inserted into the photograph.
Awesome. Oh Kim Jong-il's handlers, when will your photoshopping skills catch up with the Internet, ca. 2001?? (Click on pic for larger version.)There are more accurate Photoshopped versions of sexy Sarah Palin out there. Surely, whoever airbrushes Mimi is for hire.
Speaking of maniacal dictators Mariah, she took 20 suitcases with her to London . Or 27 depending on who you ask. But what else would you expect, the woman is absurd. In almost every picture I see of them together, her husband Nick Cannon looks completely exhausted . Poor guy. They're still together though, which ought to win him some sort of medal in some sort of future Olympic event . Because that is not an easy job. Probably the second hardest job in the world .
This is kind of a leap. Everyone wants an Obama angle to their stories these days.
Miss Thang will be performing her song Hero on X-Factor, the UK's version of American Idol . It is a charity single but it isn't clear to me whether or not it is the same song as her old hit Hero.
In the next few weeks she will also be releasing a single off of her latest album I Stay In Love , a song written by Carey, Bryan-Michael Cox, Kendrick "Wyldcard" Dean, and Adonis Shropshire ..which is neither here nor there, but I just wanted to write those names which I those three names which I think are funny and probably not even real names.
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