MONSTER MIXTAPE #15!

Nervously sat momma's 40 years old boy with his expressionless face, tanning in his dark room behind his PC screen after midnight, while thinking of those arousing American Apparel colored briefs packs with a greasy tanning oil bottle in hand; when all of a sudden a flesh gashing shrill comes from outside his bedroom and kills his masturbating appetite, followed by a second of ants deafening immense silence before the million candles strong spiraling red alert lights started nauseating everyone under the sky; The whole population started vomiting & ejecting shit in every direction, life advanced partially in slow motion and in turbo for the rest… biohazard lasers came out of the fridge and the fruits started to evaporate, mixing their particles with the vegetables in the lower drawer making the eggplants induce a thick purple burnt wigs like smelling fumes that melted the ceilings down; next thing everyone is side running with their backs to the walls & mothers are crying with their milk squirting boobs pointed to the stars, moaning with satisfaction while the crystals are shoved up their clits by the fags; The nuns rolled on the floor along with the flaming blanket covered gas cylinders down the hill, the men stuck their eyelids glue and ran towards the concrete walls with their heads down & the thieves kidnapped the babies to sell them to the pedophiles who turned them into baby juice & mixed it with vodka to water their marijuana plants, in hopes of speeding its growth so they could get high and not sober suffer this catastrophe, but the golden cannons are penetrating the windows and shooting their 900 tons lava balls at the walls exposing everyone. The police are sawing everyone's penis, there is no where to run or hide, & no one could save the world except John Locke who needs to enter the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 into the cum stained obsolete computer in the hatch, but unfortunately Hurley ate John and died, because the old degenerate's flesh expired and now no one can make it to the hatch in time because the giant dinosaurs from the UFOs farted on the planet & the sand has turned to acid quicksand... then the Devil became a ballerina and said if someone could make me a Monster Mixtape that is worse than shit and can be entertaining for my night Little Pony rides then I'll clean my mess up… I think I just saved the world or placed a full stop to the end of it - Happy Halloween .

♫ David Rubato - Circuit (Aeroplane Remix)
♫ The Whip - Frustration (Van She Remix)
♫ La Roux - Quicksand (Chateau Marmont Mix)
♫ The Tough Alliance - Neo Violence (Woolfy Remix)
♫ Holy Fuck - Lovely Allen (Riton Rerub)
♫ Sisters Of Transistors - The Don (Hot Chip Remix)
♫ A Place To Bury Strangers - I Know I'll See You (Clapp Remix)
♫ Mason - The Ridge (Tommy Trash Remix)
♫ Grinderman - No Pussy Blues (Midfield General Remix)
♫ Moby - Ooh Yeah (D. Ramirez Haunted Playground Remix)
♫ Totally Michael - Winona (Miami Horror Remix)
♫ Eskimo Disco - Japanese Girl (Fred Falke Club Edit)
♫ Poni Hoax - Hypercommunication (Joakim S Cartoon Muscles Remix)
♫ The Shapeshifters - Chime (Henrik B Remix)
♫ CSS - Move (Frankmusik's Club Bingo Dub)
♫ Surkin - Next Of Kin (Todd Edwards Re-Kindled Mix)
♫ Masta Ace - Sittin On Chromo (Mr Flash Sittin On Cr02 Remix)
♫ Annie - Two Of Hearts (Skatebards High Energy In The Night Remix)
♫ Filthy Dukes - Tupac Robot Club Rock (Filthy Dukes Kill Em All Remix)
♫ Twisted Charm - Socialite (Happy To Be Best Fwends Remix)
♫ Leon Jean Marie - You Must Know (James Pants Inst.)
♫ Yuksek - Tonight (The Bewitched Hands On The Top Of Our Heads Cover)
♫ Montanas & Dj Roland Clark - Music Talking (Fred Falke Remix)
♫ Digitalism - The Pulse (Derdiedas Remix)
♫ White Lies - Death (Haunts Remix)
♫ Kelpe - Bread Machine Bred (Zombie Zombie Remix)
♫ Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk (Blazing Lazer Remix)
♫ Snow Patrol - Take Back The City (Lillica Libertine Remix)
♫ Alex Metric - Deadly On A Mission (autoKratz Remix)
♫ Yves Larock - Rise Up (Vandalism Rmx)
♫ Primal Scream - Uptown (Calvin Harris Version)
♫ Chromeo - Bonafied Lovin' (Sweetlight Remix)
♫ Rod Thomas - Same Old Lines (James Yuill Remix)
♫ HK119 - Cest La Vie (David E Sugar Remix)
♫ MSTRKRFT - Bounce (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)
♫ Lovers Electric - Honey (Sam La More Remix)
♫ Robyn - Cobrastyle (Mason Vocal Mix)
♫ Foals - Olympic Airways (Dissjokke Remix)
♫ Mickey Moonlight - Interplanetary Music (Riton Remix)
♫ Golden Bug - Looklooklook (Inflagranti Remix)
♫ Milosh - Remember The Good Things (Lanark Remix)
♫ Ironic - I Wanna Be Your Man (TEPR Remix)
♫ Coldplay - Viva La Vida (Robert Burian Radio Remix)
♫ The Potbelleez - Trouble (Carl Kennedy Vocal Mix)
♫ Maserati - The World Outside (The Loving Hand Remix)
♫ Shinichi Osawa - Star Guitar (Cagedbaby Remix)
♫ Flying Lotus - $tunt$ (Mr. Oizo's Stunt Remix)
♫ Ladytron - Runaway (Ashtar Command Remix)
♫ J.Viewz - Smooth Criminal (Bugz In The Attic Vocal Mix)
♫ The Notwist - Boneless (Panda Bear Remix)
♫ Bomb the Bass - Black River (Gui Borrato Remix)
♫ Sia - Buttons (Chris Lake Remix)
♫ Citylife - San Francisco (Fred Falke Remix)
♫ James Rutledge & David Holland - Break & Fly (Pedro Remix)
♫ Lutzenkirchen - All That Jazz (Popof Remix 01)
♫ Blu Mar Ten - Why Me, Why Now (Cicada Remix)
♫ Ladyhawke - My Delirium (Fan Death Remix)
♫ The Japanese Popstars - Rise Of Ulysses (Greg Churchill Remix)
♫ Glass Candy - Lovin Machine (Night Vocoder Version)
♫ The Death Set - Negative Thinking (Treasure Fingers Remix)
♫ Farley Jackmaster Funk - Love Can't Turn Around (Lifelike 08 Remix - Edit)
♫ Kid Cudi - Day 'N' Nite (Crookers Remix)
♫ Felix Da Housecat & Diddy - Jack U (Angello & Ingrosso Remix)
♫ Adrian Lux - Strawberry (Blende Remix)
♫ James Yuill - This Sweet Love (We Have Band Remix)
♫ Esser - Satisfied (Toddla T & Ross Orton Remix)
♫ Bloc Party - Talons (Phones R.I.P Mix)
♫ The Chap - Whoop Whoop (Hot Chip Remix)
♫ Fatlip - Whats Up Fatlip (Breakbot Remix)
♫ Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (Benny Benassi Mix)
♫ Burningpilot - Accelerate (Adventures Close To Home Remix)
♫ Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream (Sam La More Edit)
♫ Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care (Cobra Starship Suave Suarez Remix)
♫ Matthew Dear - Free To Ask (D'Julz Remix)
♫ Dave Spoon & Pete Tong - Gas Face (Japanese Popstars Remix)

Bonus:
♫ Daft Punk - Voyager (Dominique Tortis Wild Style Edit)

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