Zakk Wylde is four inches shorter... in the penile area

Black Label Society and Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde has been rushed into emergency care for blood clots circulating throughout his body. According to Zakk on his Twitter, the docs have found blood clots in his lungs, knee, calf and heel. Even passed through his heart. And according to one twit, in his weewee which has been amputated by about four inches:

"On the brighter side… they shaved off four inches from my love cannon, so Barbaranne won't be in such excruciating pain as I hammer and plough my love into her Thor-style! Aside of that, all is peachy keen!"

Nice. Glad to know that.