WE DO THE MASHED POTATO AND THE FUNKY CHICKEN

Fast Cars, Hot Women, Good Music... and Rain (The Happening)

Posted about 1 year ago
Well, it's been a bit since this transpired, but I figure I'll share anyway. May in Indianapolis can only really mean one thing. It's time for the Indy 500 again. Every year, the track hosts a concert for Carb Day. Usually, it's Kid Rock or some nu metal band that really doesn't do much for me. This year was different though. Stone Temple Pilots were headlining the concert, and I thought that a day of sunshine, a little racing and a huge group of race fans would be the perfect way to enjoy the band. In short, the forecast for sunshine didn't really work out. It rained on and off all day long. I knew the cars wouldn't run in the rain; so, I wasn't worried about missing the Indy Lights race or the practice session. I procrastinated as long as I could before picking up my friend and heading to the track. The track was in total chaos. The rain had forced people out of the stands and into milling around anywhere that provided even marginal protection from the light rain that was falling periodically. I decided against wearing a rain jacket and planned to just drink enough that I didn't care about getting soaked.The stage was setup in a large open area in the infield of the track. Evidently, every else there had the same plan as me but were much further along. The field was a seething mass of drunken race fans toting coolers full of alcohol. We managed to meet up with some friends and work our way to about the middle of the pack before planting ourselves. Around us, people relentlessly trudged by with their coolers; squeezing through spaces barely big enough for them let alone their cooler. Eventually, the area around up started disappearing. People were dropping their coolers where they could and were then using them to stand on. As time dragged on and the space around us and view of the stage diminished, people started losing patience. Shortly before the band was set to take stage, a fight started breaking out near us, and it was decided that we would move. By the time the show actually started, we were standing at the far edge of the field. Watching STP play from this distance was like watching a badly dubbed movie. I could see the drummer striking the kit long before the crappy PA carried the muffled sound to my ears. Our group had fragmented in the crowd. The rain was falling harder. My friend Nancy was complaining about her boyfriend, who we had ran into earlier, and I was drinking a warm beer from a discarded cooler. Things could have been going a bit better. About halfway through the set, Nancy and I decided to head back into the crowd; in spite of her fears that the crowd was going to be mad at us.... No, I have no idea what she was worried about. By this time, the rain had driven a lot of people away. I was soaked. But, I'd also had most of the liter of screwdriver that she'd brought to the track and was wearing her sunglasses. As we plowed back into the crowd, the sun came out briefly; summoning a huge cheer from the crowd and making me feel clever for having sunglasses. Back in the mix, things were as they should have been all along. Everyone was friends again and dancing and singing along to every word. Race girls were flashing the stage. The sound was much better, and I was finally having a great time. I had never seen STP play before. I'd always heard they put on a great live show. In all honesty, I wouldn't really know. They were too far away for a lot of the show to really tell, and when I got closer, I couldn't see the stage real well. The band sounded great once we got closer though. Scott's voice still sounds like I remember it sounding from my days in college, when we'd drive around listening to Core and mosh in the front seat of a huge, red Galaxy 500 to Sex Type Thing. In the end, this is probably what made me the happiest. STP was an important band for me in college. I never had a chance to see them play back then; being able to finally see them live, I was happy the years hadn't turned them into an ersatz version of themselves. When the final song had finished and it was time to head home, I was disappointed to be leaving.As we began the long trek to the parking lot, I had mixed feelings for the day. The weather sucked, and about half the show did too. As Nancy pointed out, we should have stayed instead of trying to follow the others. It wouldn't have changed the weather any, but I would have enjoyed the show more. I won't make the same mistake again.Thanks for reading.

Comments (19)

  1. goodmusiconly says "Carb Day" around here generally means a big plate of pasta, or mashed potatoes, or a nice loaf of olive bread. ;) I still like to drive fast, does that count? I met Scott Weiland at a friend's wedding about ten years ago (not much to tell, but I remember the guy had the wildest looking blue eyes I have ever seen) but I never did see STP live back in the day. Glad you got the chance!
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  2. Zeroskilz says Olive bread... I think you have to pick the olives out for that one to count. :P You can drive fast and eat pasta? That's impressive. What I got to see and enjoy was really good. I can't imagine how good they would have been back in college. He wasn't the wedding singer was he? :)
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  3. amber says I must be strange, because that actually sounds like a fun day. Rain doesn't scare me much and the crowd dynamic always makes me laugh. Don't know about the warm beer though...
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  4. Zeroskilz says It was a Mickey's short in a glass bottle that someone had slipped through security. It wasn't so bad. It was preceded by a Foster's Oil Can and eventually chased with a huge pilsner glass of Blue Moon. Yum! In between, I got a lot of vitamin C. :) The rain wasn't really the problem, it was only about 60 that day too. So, it was a bit chilly at times. I really don't mind crowds either, but I can do without the fighting; especially if it's really close.
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  5. goodmusiconly says Don't get me wrong, I like my sauce red, and the car saucy, but the two endeavors are mutually exclusive. :)
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  6. Universalis says ° ° ° That was the show you talked about the other (Carb :) day, bizarre behaviours are component of any mass movement but as you say sometimes better stay out of the fights, unless you started it :)))))))))))
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  7. Zeroskilz says Yeah, I'd posted about going to the show before I headed out to it. It was part of my stalling technique so that I didn't have to stand in the cold and the rain any longer than needed. :) I'm too old to start fights. I just wanna hear some music!
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  8. Bartleby says It may have been a wet and not-too-much-fun day to you but it makes a pretty lively read to me. (I wanted to hot-link some clever picture like Univ, so I did an Image search with Google and the first pic for "hot car" was this: link here)
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  9. Universalis says ° ° ° These "cars" show a nice coachwork indeed and i could race a 500 miles for those :))))
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  10. Zeroskilz says Francois, we already have an Oktoberfest here. There's a pretty strong German community here. This is the first year for this one, but we do have another microbrew festival earlier in the year. Bartleby, I'm just glad we headed back into the crowd. If it wasn't for the fun in there, the whole day would have been a disappointment. And those cars had some hot bodies. :)
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  11. Anna says Well, seems like you got your fast cars, hot women, good music and mud; so clumsy moments aside, sounds like a good day to me!
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  12. Zeroskilz says Well, the fastest car I saw all day was mine, but there were plenty of the others. I even had a girl try to tell me that I looked like Orlando Bloom in Elizabethtown. I have no idea what she was drinking, but I think more girls should drink it. ;)
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  13. Anna says I don't care what she says, you're Legolas! :)
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  14. Zeroskilz says LOL! I'm an elf!
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  15. poebegone says "I decided against wearing a rain jacket and planned to just drink enough that I didn't care about getting soaked." - some of us aren't built for the above experience and you apparently are. i had a similar experience with Pearl Jam. saw them "long after" and was happy they weren't mockeries of themselves plus it gave me a kind of closure to such what-if's as "would i have met better guys if only i saw them play at an earlier age?". ;D
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  16. Zeroskilz says I missed out on PJ too. It wasn't until about 4 or 5 years ago that I finally go to see them. They still sounded strong too. It's amazing to me that PJ, STP, Portishead and so many other bands still sound so good after all these years. My closure was in just finally getting to see them live. Of course, I did see some cute race girls there. What if I would have talked to them....? :) And I don't know that I'm built for anything. I'm just too dumb to get out of the rain. :)
    Permalink posted 05/29/2008
  17. poebegone says aw no such thing as a dumb mogger. not one of my Trusteds anyway! i just remembered to add that i also saw _Duran Duran_ way past their prime. i loved them in sixth grade or something, and saw them in college. how amusing is that?? "What if I would have talked to them....?" – i'd call that an opening, not closure. ;p cheers, Mike!
    Permalink posted 05/30/2008
  18. Zeroskilz says "I'd call that an opening, not closure" - you haven't seen me try talking to girls; definitely closure. :)
    Permalink posted 05/30/2008

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