Someone told me to come on over to MOG, and I wish my memory was in tact so I could remember who it was that said it because now they need a kick in the ass. This is a first post of mine of sorts, and more than likely my partner Statler will be coming over as well. He is always late to the party, and if he would stop trying to meet young girls on Myspace, he might have beaten me to the punch. I took some time to go through the mog-o-sphere today, I guess that’s what you hipster kids are calling it these days. All I read were these lame posts on bands like The Shins, Placebo, Silversun Pickups and whatever seems to be hot for the moment. What ever happened to bands like CCR and Molly Hatchet. Did you damn kids forget what it means to rock out? Statler probably listens to that garbage, then again he also likes mint juleps and wetting his pants.I am unsure as to what makes a band hip, and I really don’t care. If I go to a show, I get to sit in a special booth where I can take everything in, and order Zima's from the local bar wench. You most likely won’t see me or Statler because we are the rich. We don’t need to mingle with you hipsters because we have cash and we can buy coolness.I am sure in time Statler will come onto this post and start ranting about how people should listen to him, and that I have no idea what I am talking about. Remember this people of MOG, I am not the one who looks like a dried up raisin and I don’t fall asleep before the last song of a set. I can't wait to see what exactly comes of this endeavor, but for now MOG is my new home.