FluxCapacitor says
Joe, I visited your peeps page and was delighted to see that you have the same shaved head/stubble effort as myself. That makes us hairstyle brothers, or something. I like your atmospheric seaside pix. Clearly a romantic heart beats quitely under that metal-up-your-ass exterior. (Yes, I'm calling you gay.)
TylerDurden says
haha -> this ain't Colin & Joe from the Village People here!
I have a softer side, and nature is it, it's where I get my peace, but the metal...it's always playing in my skull somewhere, bouncing around like a racket ball in an empty warehouse...
Surprisingly, as a straight man, I attract men who are either gay or on the fence, but I get a lot of stuff for free that way, and I don't mean blowjobs either, I mean free meals, clothes, and compliment on my pot belly...
uh, where this is going no one knows -> but if you read one of Zarpex's recent posts, you'll find quite a summary of searches on google for my full name, and came up with 3 or 4 listings stringed together as "recently-gay-homocidal-cowboy-murdering-Native-American-Indian" -> so those suckers were cursed with my name as well.
FluxCapacitor says
Heh-heh. Hey, it's still flattering! Your plight reminds me of this story:
"Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?":http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540
TylerDurden says
"A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those fa%&*&$ off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them."
never had the problem that dude seemed to have..gladly...
lovely article
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