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New Truck

Posted about 1 year ago
I will boast of a new truck I got last night -> God gave me the patience and perseverance to deal with used car salesman -> 6 different places I dealt and haggled with slimy salesman and got prices cut, this and that thrown in for free, promises of ecstacy if I buy from them -> When I was about to give up, I stopped in a Schafer & Strominger and anked for a dadge Dakota -> and like every other place before them, they only had 1 -> well, we haggled, we argued, we threatened, we even offered to wrestle in the parking lot in the rain, much to the amusement of my son! I got him to drop the tires for life down $2000.00, got him to wipe of $86.00 off my monthly payment, if I would just let their 400 lbs sales manager (ex-almost-professional-wrestler) body slam me through a folding break room table -> so aftr cleaning the mess in the break room, I signed away the next few years of my income to finally have the vehicle of my dreams -> shew -> it took me long enough, but I have a gun-metal gray, magnum V8, 4WD, Dodge Dakota with 31,000 miles on it -> Rides like a freakin creampuff -> already have it loaded with wood!!So thanks to the Gods of used car shopping, I ended up a happy camper -> even if my sholder is still hurting from the body slam, and my pride hurts because I didn't get to fight back.HAPPY TUESDAY somewhat METAL!!!ps -> I do want to mention I hate Limp Bizcuit, but I really like this tune -> maybe you'll forgive me because it's a cover.
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Comments (19)

  1. Charley Rogulewski
    Charley Rogulewski says unfortunately i think i saw them on tour this year...and didn't understand how embarrasing saying/writing would be 10 years from them. congrats on the new ride.
    Permalink posted 05/13/2008
  2. dansemcabre
    dansemcabre says it's a george michael cover. so that's still kinda gay but I have to confess to likeing this song too it's catchy and that goes a long way. congrats on the new truck may your tank be always full and your roads unpaved
    Permalink posted 05/13/2008
  3. TylerDurden
    TylerDurden says Charley -> thanks -> sorry for you if you had to see them live! ha Jason -> I laughed pretty hard after reading your comment -> yeah, it's still kinda Gay <- with a capital G -> haha -> I didn't want to have George Michael's name cross my lips, but since you said it first, I guess it's ok -> HOMO -> haha -> The dealership owes me a full tank for the next two weeks -> I'm stopping in for a fill up tonite.
    Permalink posted 05/13/2008
  4. dansemcabre
    dansemcabre says Obviously work is pretty boreing today with both of us having nothing to do but hang out by the computer. I'm waiting for my bosses to make a decision so I can call a home depot and make them stay overnight so I can work. so nothing to do on this fine rainy washington day than mog it's fagtastic it's analiciously asstackular it's pissing me off I'm gonna go buy a cigar and smoke up the house
    Permalink posted 05/13/2008
  5. TylerDurden
    TylerDurden says word -> fagtastic indeed -> but I'm out dog -> off to the house to play ball with my son -> peace to you and your HOMO bosses!
    Permalink posted 05/13/2008
  6. dansemcabre
    dansemcabre says ciao bella! have fun having fun in the sun with your son I'm sooo bored
    Permalink posted 05/13/2008
  7. Anonymous says Dude all I can say is EEEEHAAAAH!!!! n'Joy... Van
    Permalink posted 05/13/2008
  8. Anonymous says Congrats on the new wheels. Love this cover, it's pretty damn funny.
    Permalink posted 05/14/2008
  9. Anonymous says Being an automotive ignoramus, I had to look what a Dodge Dakota was. Crikey, it's a monster of a truck. How much is fill-up for her?
    Permalink posted 05/14/2008
  10. TylerDurden
    TylerDurden says Jason -> mucho fun with my son -> soccer, baseball, riding his bike, I got kicked in the face during awrestle at some point! VAN -> word, the truck fits me well -> 300 lbs, 6'4" -> and I live in the woods, free firewood at every corner, free junk 'if you can haul you can have' -> just right for me to drive back my little trail in the woods. August -> thanks -> durst makes me wanna heave as I mentioned, but this tune does it for me. Michael -> every salesman hated me because I said, "I am only interested in Dakota's" -> I've been obsessed for 6 months now -> If the 22 gallon tank was empty, it would probably take $85.00 -> but, I have made an economical choice -> I didn't want the V8, but this truck was so nice! I set my cruise control to 58 MPH on I95, even though the spped limit is 65 MPH, and everyone is flying by me! 18 wheelers line up behind me, I'm glad I don't have a CB radio! they'd be flipping, but I'm helping them conserve fuel as well because they get stuck behind me! I only need $30.00 a week for fuel because of my driving habits, so that's a relief. And it sits lower than any other truck accept the Chevy S10 and Ford Ranger, but it's still a big truck, just a low-rider.
    Permalink posted 05/14/2008
  11. Bartleby
    Bartleby says I humbly bow to your sensible driving manners. -- What would be your CB name be again?
    Permalink posted 05/14/2008
  12. TylerDurden
    TylerDurden says Dingle-berry :>)
    Permalink posted 05/14/2008
  13. HelenMarie
    HelenMarie says Hey "Dingle-berry"! Congrats! Oh you're gonna regret that last comment! Hahah! Cool for you a new ride is a good feeling. : )
    Permalink posted 05/14/2008
  14. Sturgell
    Sturgell says awesome Tyler! Hope everything works out and it's not going to lemon on you(knocks on wood). When you take it out 4Xin' for the first time, you gotta hook us up some picks.
    Permalink posted 05/14/2008
  15. Anonymous says Wow. You really throw some curveballs in your tales. My eybrows were raised at "if I would just let their 400 lbs sales manager (ex-almost-professional-wrestler) body slam me through a folding break room table" Is it just me, or does that go outside the bounds of conventional haggling? Congrats on the new truck, anyhow.
    Permalink posted 05/15/2008
  16. Anonymous says You posted about Limp Bizkit.. Uhh.... Anyway, let's see a shot of that truck! Here's mine, just got it about a month ago.
    Permalink posted 05/15/2008
  17. TylerDurden
    TylerDurden says SUNNY -> I will not take that type of language from a lady -> I set myself up on that one pretty good eh? thanks Sturg -> WHAT? -> you actually addressed me directly? You feeling OK brah? Already went down the trail down by the pond, pretty sah-wheat. Colin -> I'm a big guy, but when I shook this ex-wrestler's hand, WOW, he engulfed my whole hand and half my forearm! It was a cheap cost to pay to get my truck the way I wanted it, just a sore shoulder! Adam -> I'm awaiting an email with pics of my truck in my driveway momentarily, I will gladly post. You got a sweet ride there bro -> and that is salisbury in the background right? or close to it?
    Permalink posted 05/15/2008
  18. Lester Jonze
    Lester Jonze says Actually, I'm in East New Market. Salisbury is about a half hour down 50 from here. "Here Read This Click Here":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_New_Market%2C_Maryland
    Permalink posted 05/15/2008
  19. TylerDurden
    TylerDurden says do you actually know all 3 black folk in your town? haha -> one of these days I'll see if me and the wifey can get away and come chill -> Not likely in the very near future, but we'll see.
    Permalink posted 05/16/2008

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