zarpex says
When you're shopping for zombies, I recommend yellow
If you tell them it's brains, you can just feed them Jell-O
I used to have one; an agreeable fellow
I taught him to speak a few words, such as "hello"
dansemcabre says
I had a white zombie from wales who was pretty cool. we used to drink together when he wasn't dopesick. only problem was I couldent get him to stop passing out and pissing on the furniture. maybe he was more of an outside zombie. anyway he got away and I herd he's stopped shooting heroin so maybe he's not a zombie any more.
if any one knows richard merchant (from wales professional cook) let me know or just have him send me a message. (unless of course he's still a zombie)
TylerDurden says
Z-har -> hard to stop the prose of ryhming once you've started! Gotta admit, you crack me the hell up. sweet project you and your youngin worked up, she's a smart cookie like the old man eh?
Jason -> I'm in the same boat man, I gotta Zombie bro from Chicago, went to TEEN CHALLENGE with me, he got out of prison a year ago, and got back on heroin -> turned into a real doooosh -> but finally got cleaned up and gave me a call this weekend. See if he can withstand the temptation to turn back into a Zombie.
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