Not to leave the guys hanging (as it were), I'd like to also offer my full endorsement of fellatio. Ladies, not only is sucking dicks fun, it's good for you too! Did you know that semen makes you happy? It's true. Follow the link to find out that semen acts as an anti-depressant. And if you're planning on having children, you really owe it to yourself (and your future children) to read up on how oral sex makes pregnancies safer and more successful. And to top it all off (HA...I kill me), I've heard that semen is a natural exfoliant. Yes, ladies, it really is good for the skin. So, now, the only question should be are you gonna swallow it down, or wear it as a nutrient rich mask?
Hey...the ancient Egyptians did it.
Yes, ladies, beware. There are actual books out there teaching guys to do it themselves. Toss in a cookbook, and a robot that can clean up after us...and we will have actually evolved into a society that doesn't need women. :p
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Some interesting reading :) "Professor Gustaaf Dekker, from the University of Adelaide, said: "If there's repeated exposure to that signal then eventually when the woman conceives, her cells will say, 'we know that guy, he's been around a long time, we'll allow the pregnancy to continue."
Hahaha these posts are GREAT!
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Troy! You dirty dog!
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Yes. Yes I am. Doesn't make the facts any less true. :)
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"...but I'm not your super-lover see, I'm the super-sperm, splash it on your skin, rub it in like it's Lubriderm..." - Method Man
Nuff said.
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Ahhhh, good ol' Method Man. Entertaining the people and promoting good health at the same time. That's real artistry.
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AND... though it counts as entertaining, he is on The Wire, which negates the following poor decisions in his career (in no particular order):
- Power Stripe deodorant commercials - Meth & Red - Tical 0: The Prequel - How High - [and probably] Meet the Spartans
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I actually thought How High was pretty funny. I mean, sure, it was a bad movie, but not without it's laughs. I heard Meet the Spartans is absolutely terrible though.
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Any man who's flexible enough and large enough to fellate himself is a man I'd like to meet :)
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I've seen Ron Jeremy do it.
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I almost forgot there was a song on this post . . . . So what is going on in the background of that top photo? Camera people? I've heard that cum is great for the complexion!
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ha ha ha damn, ron jeremey doesn't look like he's that flexible. he looks more like he'd have difficulty tieing his shoes.
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I know, I know, but I've seen it with my own eyes. But, it was one of his earlier flicks. I guess he wasn't quite as rotund as he is now.
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i think i would need some therapy after seeing that... electroshock. doc, let's just make that memory go far far away.
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What are you talking about?!!? That scene gave me a GOAL in life!!!
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ha ha ha ha, shite. it''s important to have goals. you're gonna get some funny looks in that yoga class...
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i heard hair... or was that porn?