MELT-PROOF AND SCRATCH-RESISTANT

I'm back, bitches!

Posted over 2 years ago
Alright, so enough of this sensitive side of MOG. Rawkkiddo gave the ladies a little eye candy and even some poetry. And Troy Maximus Powers himself got a little sappy for a minute (hyperlinks omitted on purpose), but FUCK THAT! Let's get back to the grit!For Hip-Hop Thursday I submit to you some of my favorite things: girls on girl action, a banging instrumental, and a couple funny (and potentially offensive) t-shirts.The first thing (pictured above) needs no explanation. I've pretty much dated exclusively bisexual women since about age 22 and I've found that it's the only way to go. If a woman doesn't share my passion for pussy, anything else we might have in common is just inconsequential.The second comes courtesy of my favorite producer and a track he did for Will Smith, of all people. This dude is a fuckin'..."genius" just doesn't do him justice.
And the third, well is just one of my things. I like for strangers to know right off the top that I'm a crass sonuvabitch, and what better way of doing that than plastering it across my chest. Also, I've found that a t-shirt with just about anything written across the front is all the excuse your average slut needs to slide over and strike up a conversation that will lead to me exploring her insides and telling my boys all about it 5 minutes after I've pointed her in the direction of the nearest taxi stand. These are three I ordered from t-shirt hell that just arrived and I plan on sporting this weekend.Enjoy!(Fine print reads "If you're already this close, why don't you just suck my dick?")If I can fix my damned digital camera (which I just bought right before Thanksgiving) you might get some shots of me in action. ;)

Comments (20)

  1. UffinGreg says I like the fine print shirt a lot, gotta get me one.
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  2. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says "I’ve pretty much dated exclusively bisexual women since about age 22 and I’ve found that it’s the only way to go"....................this is exactly what I tell my son every night before he falls asleep. Troy Powers...........you make me laugh several times each week!!! Being this funny yet completely honest is an artform.
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  3. RaG3aH0liC says If I had a mic hooked to my machine you would be hearing the sound of me starting a slow, building-clap. Well done, senor.
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  4. TroyPowers says I am to please...or offend. Whichever is easier.
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  5. msquared64 says I particularly like the homeless T-shirt... I have some of these myself, there's always room in my wardrobe for a new one or 7. Hilarious post as always.... glad to see you return.
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  6. Rawkkiddoh says Damn troy, you want the dirty well then I am going to have to bring it
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  7. Lindsaybuggahs says dirty dirty boys...tsk tsk tsk :p :) hahah. thats a hot beat troy, i like i like!
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  8. mktackabery says Funny foul man!
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  9. PopeyePete says One of the funniest posts Ive read on MOG since Ive been here. Damn!
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  10. TroyPowers says msquared: Yeah, I'm definitely rocking the homeless tee when I go out tomorrow night. Downtown is just flooded with the, "Hey, brotha man, you got a little change?" guys. Same ones every weekend. I'm gonna LOVE this! Rawkiddo: You're a sick, sick man. And that's something I don't have to say to people often, but...yeah...I worry about you. Stay away from the produce department. Lindsay, baby, Timbaland ALWAYS comes through. ALWAYS! m.k.tack: Not a great picture of her, but I loves me some Jennifer Tilly. The little girl's voice coming out of that grown woman's frame! Yeah...I'd do thangs to her! Pete: Stick around. It gets wild in these parts. ;)
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
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  12. TroyPowers says The incredible, edible, Jennifer Titty. Gotta love her!
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  13. PopeyePete says She is one smokin hot babe!
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  14. chucky says Only you could get away with this shit Troy...haha. I also love the homeless shirt. My favorite message T has a picture of two stick figures trying to fight a dinosaur with the caption "Kansas Board of Education." Heh.
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  15. chucky says Haha...after I just hit enter I realized I had been grooving to some song and I was like "what the fuck am I listening to. This shit is cool - where is it coming from?" Then I realized I hit play on your mp3 before posting. So, yeah, I dig that song. Heh.
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  16. TroyPowers says Chucky, where ya been, girl? Happy belated and all that. :)
    Permalink posted 06/28/2007
  17. mousetrap says Troy sez: "Stick around. It gets wild in these parts." ....but on my first read I saw _pants_ instead of _parts_. Probably still accurate, I'm wagering... (And no, it's not a Freudian....I mean, I'm not a latent....seriously, it's not _like_ that....I really don't care _where_ it gets wild....oh, NEVER MIND!)
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  18. TroyPowers says LOL!!!...no comment.
    Permalink posted 06/29/2007
  19. chucky says hahaha@mousetrapmedia. I've been around but there are so many damn posts that I can't get through them all in a day anymore. I'm going to have to quit my damn job, heh.
    Permalink posted 06/30/2007
  20. DaOriginalBadNewz says Love the pic at top and the t-shirts are fuckin hilarious!
    Permalink posted 07/01/2007

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