Man, this one was an anthem when I was about 12 or 13. Now, 2 Live Crew didn't invent the dirty rap, but they damned sure had it down to a science. No dirty hip-hop discussion is complete without them. So, like I said in the prior post, I like things simple. I mean, similes, metaphors, long allegorical tales...yeah, they're all good. But, there's something to be said for not beating around the bush. :) I mean...I guess I could compare your vagina to a dew covered rose opening to the morning sun, but...why? Let's keep it real. Hey, I want some pussy!
Posted on 06/14/2007
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Posted on 11/07/2007
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BOYS... WHAT DID I SAY... spankings all around then, now bend over bitch.
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RIght, well then... best get yourself over my knee... commencing in Tminus... ;)
Kinda knew it wasn't gonna dissuade you - but when have you known me to dissuade ANYTHING NC-17...
It's killing me I can't my track up, but I think you three are doing just fine without a lovely little ditty with lyrics such as:
Sisters... you've got the power. Use it.
W: You brought a condom, right? M: HUH? W: I'm unprotected. M: Aint you on the pill?
W: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know I think it's your turn to go down on me. M: I'm tired, I'm tired. W: What do you mean your tired? Come on baby, come on. M: No, no, that's awful... that tastes- terrible. W: You asshole, you shithead.
Well, I know you think it's a real drag, to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag. Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break. Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache. You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection. How do you think I feel when I GAG on your erection? (uh!) Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses, GET YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS.
Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby. YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
My girlfriends & I would sing this song walking down the hallways in highschool - we were chill like that ;) good times good times...
If you want the unabridged version... SPANK ME !!!!
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Hahahaha nasty stuff Troy, you done did it!
And Lizzie, you know the deal, so spare us the naughty boys schtick, lol!
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Man, we all know Lizzie is the worst of all of us. She was just suffering from a bit of post envy.
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I dont know if I want to comment on this post, or just look at the picture. Gotta ask, is this one of your personal pictures troy
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Nice song and great pic. When I read the title I was expecting some Redman though.
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Aren't those kitten lovers funded by Animal Rights?
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I don't know where you've been, dear Lizzie, but spankings are not an effective way to dissuade a man from doing anything. On the contrary, I'm likely to go back and commit any offense that scores me a sound, bare-bottomed spanking over and over...and over again. Matter of fact...I feel another post coming on. :p
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LOL!!!
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Lizzie, I'm almost certain someone posted that on one of my earlier posts...hmmmm....
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Kev: Couldn't be from my collection. I'm allergic to cats. :)
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as you said, we knew this was coming... I'm shocked it took this long.
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Man I met them last year at the bar down the street. They pretty much turned it into a stripclub for a night. I talked to one of them after the show and and thanked him for a good show and he said if I remember correctly "Preshayt it! Where's the bathroom in this joint!" haha