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One Good Turn...

Posted over 2 years ago

Artist:
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Akinyele
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Put It in Your Mouth
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Put It in Your Mouth

And of course, the quintessential knob slobbin' tune.
Ya know, in my opinion (which is the only one that counts) there just aren't enough songs dedicated to "giving me oral pleasure". Can you think of any others?

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mmcnamara14 says I can think of many others, both about oral sex and sex in general. "Slobbin my Knob (screwed and chopped)" - Mike Jones "Just Don't Bite It" - NWA (Eazy-E) "Automobile" - Eazy-E "Closer" - Nine Inch Nails "Boomin' Granny" - Beastie Boys "Know Your Enemy" - Rage Against the Machine "Beat It Upright" - Korn (a seriously nasty sex song) "Hotdog in a Hallway" - NoFX "Suck My Kiss" - Red Hot Chili Peppers "I Wanna Fuck You" - Snoop and Akon "Back 2 the Hotel" - N 2 Deep And some songs I wrote: "I put the "ass" in assassin, now let's do it before I kill you" "Swallowing will make me love you more" "Player in the playground" (kid's song) "A-N-A-L is Latin for love" "You were good, but your mom was better" "Who cares about the grass stains, that's what detergent is for" "I choke you because I love you" (a ballad) "Bend me over the rainbow" "If we do it, I promise I'll never call......you a bitch....for a few minutes" "The best 51 seconds of your life" "I cry because I'm ashamed" "Size doesn't matter....and neither does the fact we just met at your dad's funeral" "Paraplegics need love too" "They're called 'love bumps'" "Three MC's and one DJ.....running a train" (a remix of the Beastie Boys song) What do you think?

Permalink posted 05/24/2007
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Rawkkiddoh says This song is so freaking funny, I remember the first time I heard it on a punk sampler album none the less.

Permalink posted 05/24/2007
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TroyPowers says "Swallowing will make me love you more" You're my new mentor. “Size doesn’t matter….and neither does the fact we just met at your dad’s funeral” Damnit, I wanna hear these songs!

Permalink posted 05/24/2007
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mmcnamara14 says When I say "songs I wrote"....I meant song titles that I wrote. I have yet to actually pen the lyrics and music. Of course, it would make it a lot easier if I had any fucking clue on how to read/write music. Small details, really. If you would like to contribute, I will give you 4% of all royalties and lifetime supply of olive oil.

Permalink posted 05/24/2007
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TroyPowers says Man, I would LOVE to contribute to any of those songs. And a man can never have too much olive oil. Damnit, I'm tempted to get some oil wrestling going on this weekend now. I know these completely impressionable girls from Thailand that will do just about anything Captain Morgan asks them to do!

Permalink posted 05/24/2007
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mmcnamara14 says I once hosted a Thai olive oil wrestling party. I suggest that you be very careful on the women you select as they have a habit of actually being males dressed as women. I realized that after I paid for that handjob. It was worth the money though.

Permalink posted 05/24/2007
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TroyPowers says lol...Yeah, I've heard about the Thai "sissy-boys". I'm pretty sure all of these chicks are authentic. But, I have heard that in Thailand, the trannys often look better than the real women. I'll be careful.

Permalink posted 05/24/2007
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fistula spume says Oh shit. I forgot all about this song. I've heard it but didn't know who did it. "Herbie hand you a cock". Priceless. I gotta go find this song now.

Permalink posted 06/08/2007