Anybody else think that Bill O'Reilly should eat a few yards of dick and shut the fuck up? In the clip above, he takes a snippet from a Ludacris song, plays it completely out of context, then condemns hip-hop as a whole for it. Given, the snippet in question is easily misunderstood. Actually, the first time I heard the song (Slap by Ludacris), I thought to myself "Self" (Cuz that's what I call myself. Either that or "You sexy muthafucka." But, this particular day, I was going with "Self.")...I said, "Self, this is some really ignorant shit. I can't believe Ludacris stooped to this. This is just trash!" I mean, the hook pretty much goes like Bill O. plays it, "I feel like slappin' a nigga today. I feel like slappin' a nigga todaaaaaay." But, you know what? Then I actually listened to the song. Imagine that. Listening to something through...hearing a person out, before you judge them. Quite a concept. I'll write that one down. And here we have a song wherein a man talks about his frustrations with everyday life. His friend just got killed. His boss is really riding him. His child's mother is giving him drama for nothing. That and a million other things are frustrating him to the point where he just wants to lash out at somebody. To the point where he just wants to smack the shit out of somebody. Wow. You know what? I can relate to that. Is there anybody who hasn't had one of those days where you just wanted to just put your fist through something? Maybe it's just me and Luda. I kinda doubt it though. So, yeah, I'm sure there are plenty of Rock, Country, and Pop lyrics that would make you say "I can't believe people listen to this shit!" if you take them completely out of context.Aerosmith - Janie's Got A GunThey said when Janie was arrestedthey found him underneath a trainBut man, he had it comin' Now that Janie's got a gunshe ain't never gonna be the same. Well, this song clearly advocates children shooting their parents. I mean, he says he had it coming! Okay, it's not as bad as repeating you want to slap a nigga...or is it? Oh, and what ever happened to opposing viewpoints? Where do you get off having a discussion on a show, and only inviting people that agree with you? Dude, you're a phony!Oh, and as far as the campaign to get rid of "the 'N' word"...I say, "NIGGA, PLEASE!" If you don't agree with or understand MY use of it...cool. Don't use it. But, don't tell me what I mean when I say it. If I can look at my best friend and that's my nigga," well, I don't really care what it means to you. It's only important what it means to me and to my friend. Newsflash, people. Words are just a collection of sounds. They have the meaning that YOU assign to them. They carry the energy and power that YOU give them. If the Thai word for "ladybug" just happens to be pronounced "nigga", should Thailand ban the word? Get a life! And while you're at it, get deez nuts! (And by "nuts", I mean "balls". Oh, and by "balls" I mean "testicles")Bitches! :)Slap LyricsI know it's strangeBut my brain's gone really insaneAnd I'm off the chainSipping on a fifth of the Golden GrainI feel like slappin a nigga today (slap slap)Slappin a nigga todayI feel like slappin a nigga today (slap slap)Slappin a nigga todaySlappin a nigga todayThis morning, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed (bed)I'm sick of people putting lies in my head (head)I don't really wanna work, I'm tiredI hate my 9 to 5And I'm thinking bout killin my boss todayKillin my boss todayI'm thinking bout killin my boss today (it's just a thought man)Killin my boss today (yeah)Yesterday my best friend died (died)Somebody came and took his life (life)Now I'm looking up at the skyHave you ever seen a grown man cry?And I'm asking why did you take him away?Why did you take him away?I'm asking why did you take him away? (why'd you take him)Why did you take him away? (hey)I need some money please (please)I can barely make it on these streets (these streets)Cause I got a couple mouths to feedMy baby's in dire needSo I'm thinking bout robbin a bank todayRobbin a bank todayI'm thinking bout robbin a bank todayRobbin a bank today (real talk)Baby mama's at home and fussin' (fussin)Callin up my mobile cussin' (cussin)Always yappin about this and thatBut she really don't be talkin bout nothinSomebody take my pain away (Take my pain away)Take my pain away (please)Somebody take my pain away (hey)Take my pain away (I can't take it)[Chorus - 2X]Somebody just broke in my ride (ride)Snatched up everything inside (inside)Even got my 45How am I supposed to surviveWhen I know that my stereo's taken awayStereo's taken awayWhen I know that my stereo's taken away (I need my music, man!)Stereo's taken away (hey)Gas prices are way too highRich people are way too flyAnd I'm where I wanna be in my lifeBut why am I so behindIs it cause I'm wasting my time awayWasting my time awayIs it cause I'm wasting my time away (too lazy)Wasting my time away (I can't help it)My grandmama's nerves are bad (bad)And everybody in the hood is mad (mad)Cause President Bush could give a DAMN about our assSo I don't wanna hear shit that he has to say (don't say nothin)Shit that he has to sayI don't wanna hear shit that he has to sayShit that he has to say (woo)Troops gone and we still at war (war)Nobody even really knows what for (what for)Even more I'm scared to find what the world really has in storeCause you know that tomorrow's not promised today (it's not promised man)Tomorrow's not promised todayCause you know that tomorrow's not promised today (live like today could be your last man!)Tomorrow's not promised today (hey)