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All About Troy

Posted about 1 year ago



Well, everyone is making their "About Me" mogs, so here's something about me.

You can all kiss my ass!

And, as long as you're here, here's a bit of Eminem at his finest. I just love "A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass so the rats can't chew through his last pants!" I think my high school English teacher called that "alliteration." Or...something like that.

Comments (24)

  1. brittanybf says

    muah! haha, hm, alliteration? no. might actually be "assonance." hahaha. tight song.

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  2. UffinGreg says

    Best one yet!

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  3. TroyPowers says

    Wait, I had to upload the damned song again.  The mp3 was screwed up.

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  4. Jonh Ingham says

    As long as your profession isn't English teacher, everything's ok.

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  5. TroyPowers says

    LOL...man, I barely speak it, wouldn't dare try teaching it.

    My high school English teacher would be ashamed.  Not surprised, but still ashamed. :D

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  6. TroyPowers says

    See, now that's gonna drive me crazy.  What was that called?  I don't think it was assonance.  You know, when you use the same sound repeatedly like "Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  7. TroyPowers says

    Okay, alliteration only refers to the use of consonant sounds at the beginning of words.  So "Peter Piper" is an example of alliteration.  Anybody know what it would be called for vowel sounds not necessarily at the beginning of words?

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  8. democlez says

    The voyeur in me is really enjoying all these bio posts, though I would think the new would be the time for introductions (or re-introductions for many of us).

    Nice to see you've thrown your own spin on it Troy.

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  9. TroyPowers says

    Wait, Brit's right.  It is assonance.

    Smartass!

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  10. TroyPowers says

    Dem, I'm definitely enjoying the "About me" posts, but I fear mine would quickly degrade into how many times a week I jerk off and...well, who wants to hear about that again?

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  11. TroyPowers says

    Interesting fact for the day:

    The wikipedia page for assonance cites Big Pun as one of their examples with: "Dead in the middle of little Italy, little did we know that we riddled two middle men who didn't do diddily." off of Twinz (Deep Cover '98) with Fat Joe.

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  12. democlez says

    ^ Whoops, in my previous post I meant: "I would think the new year would be the time for introductions

    Thanks to a newly installed Greasemonky script, your response came out "but I fear mine would quickly degrade into how many times a week I (Sorry Dale)..."

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  13. mollifire says

    somehow i just knew you'd find a way to avoid jumping on the bandwagon...  but it's cool coz i think the latest trend is geared more towards those of us who don't normally spill our guts in our posts. 

    your guts and ass are clearly all over your MOG already! ;)

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  14. mollifire says

    democlez - these posts are kinda the opposite of an introduction.  we've all introduced ourselves previously and have posted tons of words since.  but, many of us only talk about music on MOG.  this was just an opportunity to go beyond that and talk about the other dimensions of our lives.  i definitely have a more-multi-dimensional image in my mind of our fellow moggers now....

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  15. democlez says

    Molli - You're right. 'introduction' wasn't the right word. It was the best I could come up with at the time, and I still can't do better.

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  16. Cody B says

    I don't even think Troy is his real name..

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  17. Sterfish says

    I saw all these "about me" type posts last night and almost started writing one but then I realized I'm a pretty boring person.

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  18. brittanybf says

    ^sterfish!! you should write one. it was pretty fun to come up random stuff to put in the post.

    troypowers- hahaha, i didn't get a grammar award in high school for nothin'! amazing find with the fat joe lyric!! english teachers should be using that as an example then the young kids would really understand.

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  19. dharmachris says

    still trying to get past assonance.  excellent post! 

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  20. mollifire says

    ^^ yeah me too, i totally thought Brittany was just playing off of Troy's "kiss my ass" statement!  it's just too perfect now

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  21. Rawkkiddoh says

    uhm, you want the left cheek or the right one?

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  22. TroyPowers says

    Dem: I'm tempted to be mad at your grease monkey, but actually I think it's better to let your imagination decide just how gross my comments can be.

    Moll: yeah, at this point, there really isn't much I could tell.  I had cajun chicken and past for dinner.

    Cody: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Sterfish: It's okay if you're boring.  Just do what I do and make stuff up.

    Brit: I hate you.

    Dharmachris: I'm pretty upset about the whole assonance thing.  It is fitting though. :)

    Permalink posted 12/09/2008
  23. Anna says

    This is going to be a hard one to top...

    Permalink posted 12/10/2008
  24. brittanybf says

    Troy: Shut up. ;P

    ok i can't stay mad...xoxoxo

    Permalink posted 12/10/2008

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