It's Even Cool With That Funny British Accent

So, after the Year Long Disaster banner comes down, it reveals the Supergrass backdrop. I turn to Jenn and say, "Oh, I've heard of these guys." What I really mean is, I've heard the band's name before. Can't say I've ever heard one of their songs. But, apparently they've been on the UK scene for a while now. I think they're 5 or 6 albums deep.

Listening to this song, made me think of how sometimes music should be like sex. Just hard, raw, and brutal...for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. :)

No, seriously, I remember having a conversation with two co-workers some years ago. A Jamaican guy named Steve, and a little cute country girl named Billey. Anywayz, for whatever reason our conversation had drifted to the topic of sex, and Steve decided to drop a little bit of self-promotion citing that he would often (or maybe regularly) down a Guiness (which apparently gives him unbelievable stamina) and proceed to screw his girlfriend for 2+ hours. To which Billey replied, "And that's a good thing?"

Now, I pride myself on the occasional marathon fuck just as much as the next man, but I see where Billey was coming from. I don't suppose many women want such an act performed on them every night. I mean...maybe if it's fuckin' fantastic for 2 hours straight, but...I dunno. I'm not a woman. Seems like that would be pretty brutal. But, whatever.

Me, I believe the incredibly intense quicky is a godsend. Ya know, your parents have been visiting for the weekend. You and the little lady haven't been able to really cut loose. You catch her in the basement loading the washer...BAM! You take the opportunity to each get off that pent up monster orgasm that's been just out of reach in the bedroom. Or you've spent the entire day cleaning up after the kids, making meals, stopping fights, and have only seen each other while sprinting past each other for one thing or another. Suddenly you run smack dab into each other by the bathroom. The kids are in the living room, for the moment entranced by their cartoons. You both get that devilish look in your eyes that says, "Hey, we've probably got about 5 minutes...ya wanna?" BAM...quickie on the bathroom sink! Hey, sometimes it's gotta be quick but fan-fucking-tastic!

So, if you've only got 3 minutes 20 seconds, get your Richard III on.