Troy's Rock Band Song of the Week (aka I Feel So...Dirty)

Posted about 4 years ago
Okay, to understand my journey with this group and song, you're going to have to go through it exactly as I did.Step 1: Play this song.So, I got home last night, and decided to download a few new songs to play on Rock Band. I picked up 5 new tracks. Songs from 30 Seconds to Mars, The Police, QotSA, and The Monkees.Look...don't start with me about my bizarre musical tastes.In addition, one of the last songs on the list was a song I'd never heard of called "Monsoon" by this group Tokio Hotel. Never heard of 'em, but the 10 second clip of the song that played when I highlighted it sounded pretty good, so I popped it into my basket with the others.So, after failing miserably at playing "3s & 7s" on the hard difficulty, I found myself playing all of my new downloads on medium. "Monsoon" was the last one I played...and played...and played...over and over again. I really liked this song.I mean, it's a nice song. Nice lyrics. Nice melody. It's catchy. Sure, it's a little soft. I found myself thinking things like, "Man, whoever wrote this song is a fag!" and "My friends are gonna clown me for liking this song." But, it's sweet.To me, this song is what Rihanna's "Umbrella" should have been. Not necessarily because they both use rainy weather as simile for the rough times. I remember listening to Rihanna's song for the first time and thinking that the whole umbrella thing was just kind of weak. Like, okay, if I don't stand under your umbrella, I'll get wet...but I'll be okay. I mean, unless it's raining ginsu knives...I'll probably get to where I'm going okay. Ya know what I mean? It's just weak. It doesn't give me the feeling that it's something important. It really didn't have a whole lot of feeling to it. Okay, so it's a silly pop song and I should just zone out and enjoy it. Which I did after being bombarded with it for months. But, the fact remains that it's a weak fucking metaphor.A monsoon on the other hand...well, yeah. Saying that you and I will make it through the fucking MONSOON...that's saying something. :)So, after I had tired of playing the song on Rock Band, I decided to look up the video.Step 2: Watch the video.So, now I'm like, "Wow, I didn't realize that's a girl singing." I felt kinda bad. I listened to the song fifty-eleven times, and all the time I was mistaking this chick for a guy. But, upon giving it another listen...oh, I guess that is a woman's voice.Then, I read a few of the comments to the video."the singer is gay and a fagdaniel you blow the singer's dick""tom, u hear me.. u r WAY hawt

Comments (33)

  1. Charley Rogulewski says Well written post...I love that you discovered some new tunes via rockband. Yeah, it's super addictive...i've starteed playing that shit at like 8pm and looked up and it was 3am, but i mean i had gotten a tour bus, manager and etc so not a complete waste of time;).But, i'm still not sure... is the lead singer a chick or a dude?
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  2. TroyPowers says Ah, man, RB has introduced me to a ton of new music. I mean, I'm not huge on rock music anyway. So, just about every song that I've loved on there has been an eye opener. And looking up and 5 hours of your life have just disappeared playing it...yeah...it happens like that. It's just the perfect game for a music lover. I'm so jealous that you have a manager. I have a tour bus, but haven't made it much beyond that. When I have friends over, we just end up playing quickplay. Nobody really wants to go through the actual tour mode. Guess I have to get a girlfriend or something. Damnit! As far as the lead singer...I guess technically...BIOLOGICALLY, he's a male. Evidently, nobody has told him that yet.
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  3. Scribes4life says a good read as always... and damn hilarious
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  4. brz says holy shit. i'm confused - but, to judge the book strictly by it's cover, i'll take a pass on TH. also, it does not help that the one on the right is wearing a Metallic St. Anger shirt. and, while we're at it, wtf is going on with the one in full camo? i give up...
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  5. TroyPowers says Yeah, had I got a good look at these kids, I never would have downloaded their song. But, then I would have missed out on a good song. But, I also wouldn't have this feeling that I might wake up tomorrow with an irresistible urge to wear eyeliner and bubble gum lip gloss. Okay, I'm only going to listen to this song ONE more time, and then I'm deleting it. BTW, the kid with the dreadlocks (in the camo) and the guy who thinks he's a girl are twins.
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  6. darmuzz says Teenage emo androgynous filth RULEZ!!
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  7. TroyPowers says lol....yes, darmuzz. Apparently, it does.
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  8. Charley Rogulewski says i second that. it is a dope song.
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  9. kat3260 says _the kid with the dreadlocks (in the camo) and the guy who thinks he's a girl are twins._ NO WAY! Hahahaha. How old are these kids? Shis face doesn't even look real. At least if the band flops, he has a great backup plan as a drag queen.
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  10. Augusts1 says Personally I don't care for this song since it's typical emo dreck BUT I love the fact that you were duped into liking said song sung by such an androgynous character, hehehe. For all the "fag" comments you've made, you really deserved that one! Also, I have a feeling that the androgynous singer has heard his share of comments questioning his sex & doesn't give two shits what anyone thinks at this point- he's a successful pop star & probably making more money than you & I combined . . . .
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  11. TroyPowers says And probably gets more pussy than you and I combined. Well...you at least. :p Nah, I'm not knocking the whole "Pat" thing. I just think it's weird. But, to each his...her...own. And I really don't mean anything when I make my "fag" comments. It's just guy talk. :( I apologize to any fags who were offended. :)
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  12. Augusts1 says Haha, right, I'm sure you get far more than I do since your such a "stud". The only reason the whole Pat thing is weird is because you're not into it. If it was part of your lifestyle you wouldn't think so. The fag comments are basically just playground taunts in essence. It's kinda like the word 'nigger' in my book, so you don't use it unless you are of that population as far as I'm concerned.
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  13. TroyPowers says I dunno. A friend of mine is a club promoter, and he just happens to be gay. So, one night we're out at one of his parties, and the DJ is playing this song. One of the lyrics goes, "Y'all all faggots like Bernie Mac in life." So, I turn to my friend, since he hired the DJ. I'm thinking the DJ would have known better than to play a song with lyrics like that. So, I ask him, "Doesn't that offend you?" But, he has no clue what I'm talking about. So, I repeat the lyrics, and his reaction is basically, "Nah, it's no big deal." So, since then, that's been my attitude too. I think gay people are more worried about people who actually hate them, and abuse them than people like me who use the word "fag" harmlessly. But, I could be wrong. As far as me being a stud...well, I must admit. I'm much cooler on the internet than I am in real life. :(
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  14. Anna says {I don't want to get in the middle of this discussion...just want to say what a wonderful trip into the lovely and blissful world of music you took...NOT! Oh Troy and you used to be so innocent....[erm, probably when you were an infant] be careful out there...and you're my favourite stud, for what that's worth!}
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  15. TroyPowers says

    ANNAAAAA!!!

    Awww, as long as you love me, the rest of the world can go dive into a flaming pit of androgyny and fuck themselves. :) Speaking of Anna, and love, one of my daughter's FAVORITE songs now is "Why Do You Love Me". You should see her rocking out to it on her little plastic guitar. If she would only let me capture it on camera.
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  16. Lizziegreeneyes says Good song... they aren't too shabby those crazy boys... heheh as I heard him singing the first few lines - I was sure that the pics I had seen (even when they were noted as all boys in the mag I was reading) that the lead singer HAS to be a girl... cute though... if you dig guys who could pass for a teenage girl with a penchant for dark eye make up ;) Go listen to 30seconds... another prettyboy who loves eye make up ;P
    Permalink posted 05/23/2008
  17. TroyPowers says Yeah, but the guy from 30 seconds doesn't actually look like a girl. He just looks like a guy wearing eye make-up.
    Permalink posted 05/24/2008
  18. Lizziegreeneyes says A supremely HOT guy wearing make up ;) I love me some Jared Leto - one of the only actor turned lead singers that can actually rock the mic in my humble opinion... I love that band !!! Gotta say - I had a really hard time getting Monsoon outta my head after reading this post Troy... good GOOD stuff ;)
    Permalink posted 05/24/2008
  19. TroyPowers says I'm sorry, Lizzie. But, I had to infect someone else with it. Misery loves company. :)
    Permalink posted 05/24/2008
  20. Scotch says Funny thing about Tokio Hotel... I don't like the music, but I can't help but stare just a bit. The androgeny doesn't bug me or creep me out; it's fascinating in a weird way.
    Permalink posted 05/27/2008
  21. Bartleby says It takes a real man to acknowledge he likes a song by a cross-dressing-camp-teen-bopper from Germany. Troy, you're my new hero. Not that I care for Tokio Hotel an iota. Still I salute your bravery and also your Rock Band skills.
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  22. TroyPowers says Ummm...thanks, Bartleby (?) for making me feel better. :(
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  23. Bartleby says Christ, I've been "anonymised" by Schloopy... Come on, Troy. You've nothing to worry about. You know we all have a feminine side and some men are more in synch' with their womanhood than others. Most of them are in a prison though :p Your friend, Bartleby
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  24. Scotch says *zing* point, Bartleby.
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  25. TroyPowers says Yeah, I guess I set myself up nicely for that one. Ah, well. Guess it's time to buy that sequined jacket I've been eyeing all these months.
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  26. Scotch says Acceptance is understanding, Troy.
    Permalink posted 05/28/2008
  27. Anna says "Awww, as long as you love me, the rest of the world can go dive into a flaming pit of androgyny and fuck themselves" awww that's one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me! {you and I have different definitions of "sweet" than the rest of the world ;) } :* This surreal musical trip of yours made the MOGazette...in case someone missed your self-inflicted outing.....happy times :) PS Your daughter rawwwwkksss! :)
    Permalink posted 05/30/2008
  28. TroyPowers says Hmmmm...thanks for the heads up. I rarely read the gazette. Of all the posts I've made... lol...somebody is having a good laugh. And, yes, my daughter totally kicks ass. I SO want to catch her on video rocking out to "Why Do You Love Me", just for you. I swear, she'll make you love Garbage all over again. :)
    Permalink posted 05/30/2008
  29. MyObsession says Okay. Before I begin, I just want to say that the ONLY reason I joined this site was so I could comment on these comments. Now. I don't think it's fair that people call Bill gay or cross-gender or whatever. His style is for STAGE. I'm 100% positive he doesn't dress like that around the house or when he goes out to the market. Also I would like to mention that he is EUROPEAN, and German at that. Being part German myself, and living with "true" Germans (aunt & uncle), I've learned that Europeans DO NOT act like AMERICANS. What you consider "normal" is perfectly acceptable over there. And so what if a grown man likes Tokio Hotel??? They're awesome. AND so what if a man wears make-up. Do you not know that EVERY famous person wears make-up? If they didn't, they wouldn't look like they do in all the magazines & movies you see them in. So what if Bill wears more than what you guys believe is "normal"? And finally, to clear this up, Bill is a MALE. A MALE with a PENIS! And Bill & Tom ARE twins. Got it? ADVICE: If you liked Monsoon, then you'd like "Love Is Dead", "Scream", "Don't Jump" & "Break Away".... :)
    Permalink posted 06/02/2008
  30. TroyPowers says Whoa, buddy. Slow down. First of all, the post above is meant in jest. It's just some light-hearted humor. In actuality, I could care less if Billy likes to dress in women's clothes and wear more make-up than his own mother. Whatever works for him is just fine with me. Secondly, I realize that the music is what's important, not whether or not Bill likes to borrow his sister's thong. If I truly was bothered by the lead singer's androgyny, I probably never would have made this post at all. Again, this is all in good fun. Finally, I too know a bit about European culture, and Germans in particular. And I guarantee you that I man walking down the street looking that way would get just as many strange looks as he would in New York City. Actually, thinking of it, he would probably get LESS strange looks in New York. Anywayz, regardless, Monsoon is a good song, and whether or not Bill wears a butt-plug while he's singing it makes no difference to me. :)
    Permalink posted 06/02/2008
  31. milkshake says

    OMG, how did I miss this?  Love the post Troy!  It's not just me with this guilty pleasure.  I got seriously addicted to this song last year, and I'll happily admit to liking lots of other songs which might be considered guilty pleasures (Girls Aloud etc).  But I'm not too sure about admitting to liking this one in the real world lol.

    I found your post because my Monsoon addiction has crept back, and I er....had a wee search for Tokio Hotel on Mog *ahem*

    I was totally convinced Bill was a girl too after seeing a pic of him and then to me on both versions of Monsoon he sounds kinda feminine.  Then I saw one of their other videos "Hey, that's a guy!"

    Glad to see Monsoon getting a bit of love around here....it's not just me!  Though gotta admit I wouldn't have had you down as a Tokio Hotel listener Troy even if it is the one song.  Though I can't speak I er...bought the album.  And no, there is nothing as good as Monsoon on there.

    Permalink posted 07/24/2008
  32. TroyPowers says

    Oh no!  She's having a Monsoon relapse!

    We're all with you, Milkshake, through these trying times.  I truly believe that we can kick this habit...together!

    Permalink posted 07/24/2008
  33. milkshake says

    It's getting worse!  I'm even listening to some of their other tunes.  Though I don't enjoy them as much as Monsoon of course.  And Monsoon is back on my mp3 player!  It'll die down again....perhaps.

    Permalink posted 08/20/2008

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