Shirley Manson: UglySexy

Posted about 1 year ago

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Garbage
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I Think I'm Paranoid

Shirley Manson is an oxymoron.Shirley Manson is not an attractive woman.Shirley Manson is incredibly sexy.I can remember seeing Garbage's "Stupid Girl" video for the first time and being very conflicted. Between the huge forehead, the down syndrome eyes, and they pasty white skin, there's no way that I should be attracted to this woman. But, lord help me if I wouldn't fuck her to the point it was almost assault. Just something about her attitude.Love her PETA ad.

And here's the Rock Band song that got me on this whole rant. Damnit, she's wearing a polka dot dress and combat boots! That SHOULD NOT be sexy to me! I've been hanging around far too many while people. Enjoy the video while I go redeem myself by listening to music about selling crack, fucking hoes, and wearing ridiculous jewelry.

BTW...according to wikipedia, this chick is 41 years old?!!? Did she out-fiddle the devil?

P.S. The audio works even though there's no song info listed there.

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iwanttofillyourmouthwithspiders says Hmmm... i never thought of her as not being attractive. She is damn sexy... but you might be right.

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Jonh Ingham says Troy, you've spent too much time in Europe! We know why pasty white skin on a girl is sexy - she's spending too much time on indoor athletics. Shirley looks like she knows more ways to make you feel grreeaaaat than any of those interchangeable plastic filled bimbos in a 50Cent video. That's why she's sexy. And I bet she packs a really hard punch.

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Scribes4life says That's how I feel about Fairuza Balk. there's no reason why I should find her sexy, but dammit i'd be lyin if I said I didn't. Maybe it's the eyes, or the contrast created when dark flesh touches pasty skin... I don't know. It's there, and I can't deny it.

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TroyPowers says JI: I agree. That pose in the PETA ad definitely makes her look like she's been in the gym.

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Scotch says You guys readin' my thoughts again? Man, I really have to rethink that aluminum foil hat...

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Shud33 says Nice to know that even though I disappear for awhile, some things never change. Freakin' hilarious Troy, you crack me up! Btw..41, really? Hu.

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TroyPowers says If wikipedia is to be trusted. Born August 1966. Yeah. What the FUCK?!!?

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Anna says
How the fuck did I miss this post?!

Yes, she's sexy. She was even more sexy in the first 2 albums, when you could feel that the woman is TROUBLE. I love me some trouble. Trouble is hot. She'd whip you, that one.

And yes, she's 42 years old.

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TroyPowers says
Yeah, you must have been down for maintenance the day I posted this.

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