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Not my fault. Anna started it.
So, Anna is just going on and on about penises today, and it made me think of that scene from Reservoir Dogs where they're talking about Madonna's "Like A Virgin." So, I was unsuccessful in finding the actual clip on youtube (in English anyway. Strangely enough, I was able to find it in Spanish and French), I found this and it's a million times better.
Locating MOG account...
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What can I say, I don't have penis envy.
You cannot put the blame for this one on me, no way!
I can. I will. And I HAVE!
This all started from a completely innocent warning of a penis in a video, and thanks to Anna, the penis has taken on a life of it's own. You have breathed life into a penis today. I hope you're proud.
So many things I could say for "breathed life into a penis", but I think that if I do, I'm going to go spontaneously blind.
That occasionally happens when you're breathing life into penises. My only advice is to swallow. You'll not only save your eyesight, but you'll also get a little protein in your diet.
BLOW ME!
I've been looking for someone to breathe life into my penis for weeks now. The closest I have gotten is my laptop with the ceiling fan on. By "breathe life" I mean treat me like a rubber raft and pretend like you've just escaped a sinking ship.
Matt, it makes my heart smile to know that if I died tomorrow you would the legacy of Mog filth would still be in capable hands.
It would certainly be safe in my capable, yet sticky hands.