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This Post is NOT Dedicated to Crash

Posted over 4 years ago
Okay, folks, so it's been kinda quiet around here the last couple days except for the "Ode to Crash" posts. And that's cool. It hit us all pretty hard. Came outta nowhere. Fucked us all up real good. But, you know what? Crash, just like the rest of us came here to talk about music. We came to talk about movies. We came to talk about life.Not to belittle anyone's loss. It's a very sad thing. Take your time with it. But, I think if the man were here, he'd want us to carry on. I'm sure he'd tell us all, "Shed a tear and live on, bitches!" Okay, probably not in those exact words, but...And, in all fairness, CP lived his life. I mean, that dude met Halle Berry. HALLE BERRY. I mean, if I ever met Halle, I could die a happy man. Actually, if I ever met Halle, I'd probably die while on trial for sexual assault...but that's neither here nor there.So, with that in mind, I dedicate this post not to Christopher "Crash" Pryor, but to the Goddess Halle Berry. Cuz I would gladly lay down my life for the opportunity to spread my Jungle Love all over her!P.S. Just for the record. I'm nothing like Crash. If I die, I want every post on Mog for a MONTH to be about how fucking great I am. Matter of fact, why wait? Feel free to start showering me with your praises right now. I'm worth it. :)
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  1. msquared64
    msquared64 says lemme guess, you're the one at the funeral who cracks a borderline inappropriate joke that gets everyone back on the level and sets off the binge drinking... the world (and I suppose MOG) needs more TroyPowers' ... .... and more Halle Berry too.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  2. Jonh Ingham
    Jonh Ingham says Troy - you are a man among men. Your taste in fabulicious women neither of us will meet is superb. Your taste in music defies all reason - Morris Day, man, no-one else would have thought of that. there is a Mog-crown in Hyman's closet and it belongs on your head. (Is that enough praise for the next hour or so?)
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  3. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says m-squizared: lol...somebody's gotta do it. JI: So flattering...yet, so true! :) I love my mog buddies.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  4. Cody B
    Cody B says You are the ultimate Mack Daddy of MOG. Like Crash, a truthteller with no fear (at least here). Respect.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  5. contrabandwidth
    contrabandwidth says I think the posts will go on for a month, but I think in legal terms the refer to that as a "deposition", and the commentors as "litigants"... I see it sorta like that movie about Frankie Lymon "Why Do Fools Fall in Love" I think it was called. :)
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  6. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says Cody: All for the love of Mog, man. Contra: tuh.may.toh / tuh.mah.toh :)
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  7. Dzendvokh
    Dzendvokh says Long live the bitches.......
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  8. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says
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  9. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says
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  10. Dale
    Dale says Make it so, Troy! For the record, Morris Day's the man, but I want to be the dude with the mirror. That guy's a legend, in my book.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  11. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says Jerome! Man, I wish I could find a clip of the scene in Purple Rain where he tosses the girl in the dumpster. Classic shit! Oh, well. More Halle instead. :)
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  12. Jonh Ingham
    Jonh Ingham says Damn Troy, you've destroyed my work productivity this afternoon! I like the way Ms. Halle dresses for a shoot 'em up. In my case, that's not a gun, just pleased to see her.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  13. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says B-b-b-but, wait it gets worse! Does this woman know how to strike a pose, or what?!!?
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  14. mktackabery
    mktackabery says OMFG did I need THAT.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  15. ROCKNROLLPIMP
    ROCKNROLLPIMP says well said yo... now i want some mo pics of halle *NOW*
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  16. Lizziegreeneyes
    Lizziegreeneyes says My love of all things *Troy* is boundless as the sea... so says the Demoness ;) Halle Berry... does she sing or play an instrument ??? Cool.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  17. Jonh Ingham
    Jonh Ingham says Oh Lizzie, I think she's playing lots of instruments, at least in some guys' minds.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  18. Lizziegreeneyes
    Lizziegreeneyes says Yeah - no doubt she's got the flute/clarinet thang DOWN for quite a few mens' fantasmagorical minds...
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  19. mister gary at work again
    mister gary at work again says I swear, if you look up the word 'smooth' in the dictionary, the definition should be nothing more than a picture of Morris Day ... (and maybe Jerome with the mirror, too) ... Man, Halle Berry. Going to be VERY hard to concentrate on work after looking at these pictures.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  20. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says Lizzie: Yeah, I would guess skin-flute. And I don't know if screaming, "Oh, my GOD, you fucking animal, fuck me like the dirty whore that I am!" would count as singing...but it would be music to MY ears. :) Mr. Gary: I haven't actually researched this, but I'm pretty fuckin' sure that Morris Day invented cool. Prior to The Time, the word "cool" strictly referred to an objects temperature. Damnit, I love to see a woman grovel.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  21. Jonh Ingham
    Jonh Ingham says Troy, let's admit it, Morris just stole the concept of cool from Miles. Damn, that Ms. Berrie looks a little self-involved there. Unlike any of the other photos on this page. (Did she take lessons or does it come naturally?)
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  22. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says ...daydreaming of Halle Berry getting a little "self-involved"... Mmmmmm....
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  23. Lyrikhan
    Lyrikhan says there is a nice dirty progression going on with Halle and that star.... YOU ARE GREAT TROY
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  24. Pseudo Cyborg
    Pseudo Cyborg says Funny you bring her up, she was on thesuperficial.com yesterday. "...daydreaming of Halle Berry getting a little “self-involved”..." - ROFLMAO!!
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  25. Lizziegreeneyes
    Lizziegreeneyes says *Troy......................................................* Yeah, I got nothin (heh) Instead of animal, I'd go with you mammoth STUD - or NASTY Fuc%in beast... but that's just how I do ya know ;P
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  26. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says Nasty fuckin' beast? So, that's how you like it, huh?
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  27. Lizziegreeneyes
    Lizziegreeneyes says Far as I remember...................... yup I can roll that way ;)
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  28. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says So, is that what Halle would say to you, or what you would say to her?
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  29. mktackabery
    mktackabery says I would try to pull all of you out of the gutter, but I'm having too much fun rolling around with y'all.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  30. Lizziegreeneyes
    Lizziegreeneyes says Naw... I'd be sayin it to this'n guy... or & definitely this one...
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  31. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says The first guy looks like he's gay...and a serial killer. Number two...that dudes got some weird patchy looking chest hair. Can you get male patter balding on your chest? Can't think of anything terrible to say about the third guy, except that he's not me. :)
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  32. Lizziegreeneyes
    Lizziegreeneyes says First guy is Cillian Murphy, & he's HOT - I let you have your girls - gimme my guys... Second guy Christian Bale - ah who cares bout the chest hair - so long as he has some - the shaved/waxed thing irks me... Nothing terrible bout Josh Homme
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  33. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says Really? I shave my chest hair if I'm going to an event where I'll probably end up naked or semi-naked in public. Hair blurs the definition of my beautifully sculpted body. Halle said so.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  34. Sturgell
    Sturgell says Troy, thank you for being you. Cheers.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  35. Anna
    Anna says Troy, this is the first time I laughed and felt something like a relief around e- grounds for many days now. Thank you... "Actually, if I ever met Halle, I’d probably die while on trial for sexual assault" Same with me and Clive Owen. You're worth 10 Halle Berries, baby.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  36. Anna
    Anna says Also, if C read this post, it would crack him up. He had such a good sense of humour. Thank you for lifting our spirits, Mr. Berry.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  37. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says I do what I can, Love.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  38. Hmmm
    Hmmm says That was certainly the most interesting thing I've read all day. Meaning it was more interesting than the classical literature I read, if you can figure that out =P
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  39. asrati
    asrati says Even so, I really must say, Crash will be missed. Amen, over and out.
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  40. indiepixie
    indiepixie says damn halle baby you've got some lovers, and some shakers..on your ass
    Permalink posted 10/24/2007
  41. chucky
    chucky says oh my, haha. At least you have good taste.
    Permalink posted 10/28/2007
  42. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says And I taste great.
    Permalink posted 10/29/2007
  43. bloodtea
    bloodtea says _berry-meow_ version
    Permalink posted 10/29/2007
  44. msquared64
    msquared64 says just got to say.... that's one of the best Halloween costumes ever that you are displaying in your picture Troy. Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
    Permalink posted 10/29/2007
  45. TroyPowers
    TroyPowers says Hey, I figure if you're gonna do it, do it all the way. I've even got the wallet that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it. ;)
    Permalink posted 10/29/2007
  46. chucky
    chucky says Are you also less filling? Bwahahaha............
    Permalink posted 10/30/2007

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