You know what really grinds my gears?
I don't know how it works with rock DJs, or country or whatever other kinds of DJs there are, but it's very common when a hip-hop DJ gets into his thing, you won't hear a single song played all the way through. You'll get a verse, a hook, or sometimes just part of the beat to a song before he's off to his next joint. And if the DJ knows what he's doing, this is a good thing. There's just this art of stacking the anticipation. You're not pissed that he cut off the last song that you like, because the next song he played...you LOVE! It's one of those things that makes me admire a really good DJ.
But, there is at least one situation in which it is a cardinal sin to cut the record before the last verse. And that is in the case of...
Yes. If you have ever been playing a set, and you let the first two verses of Mo' Money, Mo' Problems play, and then cut it off right before Big's verses, you deserve death. Not just death. You deserve to be decapitated slowly with a dull rusty saw.
Honestly...think about this. You just subjected a crowd of people to Puffy...then Mase...then cut the song off before the best verse? Dude! What the fuck are you thinking? That's the whole payoff! Do you know how many people in the crowd are just waiting for the sweet part? Waiting to sing along to "B.I.G...P.O...P.P.A., No info...fo' the...D.E.A..."
Do you know what that's like? That's like a bad blowjob! Enduring a terrible blowjob and just telling yourself all the while, "It's okay, cuz soon as this broad is finished scraping her teeth up and down my dick, I'm gonna put a poundin' on that pussy!" And then she just pops up like, "Hey, I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. I really gotta get going now."
Oh, but then I'm the bad guy for saying things like "useless bitch" and "get outta my car." Jeez!
So, in conclusion, DJs shouldn't give bad blowjobs.
Troy
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Words to live by. Thanks Troy.
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"DJs shouldn’t give bad blowjobs". I'm gonna put that on a T-shirt.
DJs can fuck a set up is SO many ways. You described the worst. I'd actually say it's like someone leaving bed a bit before you come. How do you call that in English? That's what it feels like.
I also hate it when they let the WHOLE song (which no one happens to know) play; minimal to no mixing. Man, if that is how it works, get the fuck away from the fucking decks, and let me do it. I'm prettier than you. Arg!
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uhm troy, is there such a thing as a bad blow job?
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RK: If you have to ask that question, then you've lead a truly enchanted existence. May the blowjob gods continue to rain blessings upon your member.
Anna: "Get the fuck away from the fucking decks, and let me do it. I’m prettier than you." Mog should just open a t-shirt store. Now we just need someone to draw a cartoon of a little blonde girl shoving a DJ off of his tables and snatching up his headphones. Who are the cartoonists on Mog?
Cody B: Spread the word! Tell all your local DJs. YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS TROY POWERS WHEN I STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FRUSTRATION! Then my little blonde henchman (err...henchwoman?) tackles you out of your fuckin' booth, fag! :)
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I guess I have been blessed, yet I am not one to complain if that kind of luck comes my way
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Troy: Kiss a doodoopie, I love you... _"May the blowjob gods continue to rain blessings upon your member."_ That, my friend is brilliant ;)
Many of my male friends have told horrific tales of bad blowjobs. We usually sit round the fire round bout Halloween & they tell their stories... the ladies spin yarns about heinous sexual experiences - it's a gorry good time - not the acts that cause these horror stories - but the marshmellows, Hershey's bars & graham crackers we eat while scaring the pants of each other... quite a useful practice ;)
DJs have such power - the power to create genius & the power to destroy brilliance... it's all in their hands - looks like, in some cases - we gots to take the power back !