BREAKING NEWS: Fabolous' "Car Accident" Wasn't An Accident After All

A bit of positive news in a year plagued by tragic hip-hop histrionics: Big-name Brooklyn MC Fabolous has just addressed swirling rumors that he was involved in a car accident late Saturday morning. While he has confirmed that he was taken from the side of the road in an ambulance, it seems things were not as they appear. According to a series of recent statements on his Twitter account:

Wow! I'm ok everyone..thanks 4 the concern. I was not in a car accident, but I think i know where it started..

Let me explain. I was drivin yesterday morning & started feeling very sick & felt like I was gon pass out while driving.. I veered off 2 da side of the road

Had a ambulance called and they picked me up from the side of the road.. Maybe that's where the car accident confusion came from..

Believed I was poisoned so I checked in & was given medical treatment..a lil sedated so I didn't tweet but was released 2 go late last nite

Again thanks 4 ur concern & prayers.. I'm ok, No car accident, jus a lil sick.. Imma shake it off and GO IN on somebody later LOL!! (Pause)

Good news indeed for a rapper that has a bad history with roadside assistance (a police raid on his tour bus earlier this year revealed some 400 pounds of marijuana, and he was picked up in 2003 for driving around with a seemingly unliscensed weapon). Get well soon, Fab!