By: MrFrost
To all the big haired hard rocking elves in town - especially those who want to piss off the neighbors - you gotta play this year's Monster Ballad Xmas album. Nothing says Happy Fuckin Holidays better than Stryper screeching Winter Wonderland. According to the producers, this album will help you "bring the party vibe into the holiday season with enough hairspray to further enlarge the hole in the ozone layer above the North Pole." I'm not sure it will be a huge party hit - but its definitely funny!
Twisted Sister - O Come All Ye Faithful
I downloaded a few songs from the album, and was siked to see appearances from some of the most glorious, long haired monster ballad rockers, like Skid Row, Winger, and Dokken (why was Queensryche grouped w/ them though?) Then a Christmas truth hit me like a snowball to the face. I remembered that I really only like these hair metal freaks for nostalgic reasons. Sorry Dee Snyder. Love the makeup, though. But to me, hair metal music itself was and still is not that great, so hearing new Christmas music from these guys is kinda lame. Maybe if I breathed in more Aqua Net fumes as a preteen I'd understand. Its cheesy, but fun, and hey, these bands never took themselves too seriously anyway. I'd say its worth taking a break from Bing to headbang!
I downloaded a few songs from the album, and was siked to see appearances from some of the most glorious, long haired monster ballad rockers, like Skid Row, Winger, and Dokken (why was Queensryche grouped w/ them though?) Then a Christmas truth hit me like a snowball to the face. I remembered that I really only like these hair metal freaks for nostalgic reasons. Sorry Dee Snyder. Love the makeup, though. But to me, hair metal music itself was and still is not that great, so hearing new Christmas music from these guys is kinda lame. Maybe if I breathed in more Aqua Net fumes as a preteen I'd understand. Its cheesy, but fun, and hey, these bands never took themselves too seriously anyway. I'd say its worth taking a break from Bing to headbang!
Posted on 12/02/2007
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My Trusted MOGs
beautifully funny...the Aqua net fumes were slightly paralyzing, but inly temporarily, as far as I know, no lasting affects......other than BEING STUCK IN THE 80'S YYEEAAAAHHHH Jack's big head of hair, Tyler Durden
My Trusted MOGs
Ha ha yes that toxic bottle of styling product did keep a firm hold on my hair and apparently my music tastes too for at least two decades!
My Trusted MOGs
I actually have 13 cases of it left under the workbench in my basement....I am just waiting for it to come back into deman, and I will be rich....since you're cool, I will give you a discount!!!!