Bodily Functions Caused Britney Spear's Car Accident
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Britney Spears reportedly triggered a minor traffic accident on a freeway in Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley on Saturday evening(April 12), but no one was injured and no tickets issued, a California Highway Patrol official said.??Case closed, right? Not quite. Just like everything else in the troubled pop singer's life, thing got inexplicably complicated.??An eyewitness to the accident has come forward explaining the former Mouseketeer was suffering acute synchronous diaphramatic flutter (SDF) which cause the three car pile up. SDF is a condition that cause spasmodic contraction of the diaphragm.
??In other words, she had hiccups??The source explained: "The hiccups took her by surprise and jolted her entire body. Unfortunately this made her ram into the vehicle in front." As previously reported, the 26-year-old pop singer rear-ended a car in stop-and-go traffic after she failed to stop her Mercedes in time, said CHP Officer Patrick Kimball.The rear-ended car, driven by a man identified as "J. Flint," in turn pushed forward into another car, the CHP collision report said. The driver of the third car observed no damage, and drove off, the CHP incident report said. 
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??In other words, she had hiccups??The source explained: "The hiccups took her by surprise and jolted her entire body. Unfortunately this made her ram into the vehicle in front." As previously reported, the 26-year-old pop singer rear-ended a car in stop-and-go traffic after she failed to stop her Mercedes in time, said CHP Officer Patrick Kimball.The rear-ended car, driven by a man identified as "J. Flint," in turn pushed forward into another car, the CHP collision report said. The driver of the third car observed no damage, and drove off, the CHP incident report said. At least everybody is OK.....right?"NME":CH[CH]http://www.nme.com/news/daily-ligger/35915
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