Best Festival EVER
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The Insane Clown Posse are throwing a huge festival the first week of August. Their 10th annual "Gathering of the Juggalos - hyped as the "closest thing to Shangri-La on Earth" - will be held smack dab in Southern Illinois. The festival includes performance from the ICP clan, Ice Cube, Gwar, The Kottonmouth Kings, Coolio, Vanilla Ice and others. The festival also boasts an evening with the comedic stylings of Pauly Shore, former UFC campion Ken Shamrock, and a bunch of other wash-ups. If all of that doesn't fit your fancy there will also be helicopter rides!
Personally, there's no way in hell I'd goto something like this. The only thing which gets a "meh" from me is GWAR. Their costumes are neat and they impressed the shit out of me when I was a preteen. Ice Cube also impressed me at back in the day. I liked NWA and some of his solo stuff, but when I saw him deliver the line "day got snakes out there dis big?" in the film Anaconda I sort of stopped following his career.
If you're going to this I hope you have an amazing time. Also, I pray to god you have enough sense to stay the hell away from those helicopters because that just seems like a bad idea. Also, if you go please tell me more about this Shangri-La place. I obviously don't know much about Sharngri-La, but from what I gathered from the above video is that I'd rather eat a plate rotten ground beef slimed out of my dead Grandpa's anus before I'd ever go.
Comments (16)
I agree...the only reason I would go is to see GWAR one last time...they're a fun band live :-)
VANILLA ICE!!! Oh wow!
You've seriously got to be kidding me. All they're missing is MC Hammer (who needs the work), Limp Bizkit and Carrottop (although Pauly Shore will do).
Simply amazing. Hope there's video footage of the mutants attending on YouTube.
Uhhhh, thanks so much for that wonderful visual you created about your Grandpa. I just finished dinner too. Hopefully I can get it outta my brain soon & keep my dinner down, ya bastard!
WTF?
and from metal sucks:
We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, label reps, and writers from within the world of metal to find out what they thought the 21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century So Far have been. Eligible albums were released between January 1, 2000 and April 1, 2009. Each panelist turned in a ballot, with their #1 album worth 21 points, their #2 album worth 20 points, and so on and so forth. The ballots are now in and we’ll be counting down one album a day until we reach #1. Today we present the #1 album, coming in with a total of 420 points… Insane Clown Posse, Bizzar/Bizaar (Island, 2000)
i never even heard this before
shrugs
freaking butterbean................now I have to go
Bloody grandpa anus hell, I just spent an hour writing a long post..hit publish..and got ether..I'm blaming it on the juggalos..distroed one of theirs once..never had to go to the fest and get fago sprayed..but I would gladly endure it now jsut to get my post back. grrr.
Does anyone have a spare atomic bomb?
damn face painted, fago spraying, psycho clown, white rap/rock hybrid suns a bitches (with a wonderfulfully loyal and dedicated fanbase) vaporized my Charlie Whitehead /Swamp Dogg/ Raw Spitt post. AAAAARGH
Now that's a question worth asking - Fago or Shasta?
Kinda poetic I guess..It twas the fans that had me giving the music a pass..like a modern day KISS Army they are.
I'm suspecting there'll be moustache rides as well.
Oi, the combination of ICP and UFC totally scares me. And I'm sure the helicopter pilots will be, er, competent. I'd rather be at Wacken.
Please supply the address and date so I can tell Mr. Ahmenijiad where to send the dirty bomb.
The lineup is terrifying for sure, yet it disappoints me to see that apparently the reunited Limp Bizkit didn't get an invite.
Then again, that might be for the best. If LB showed up, the world would probably collapse on itself into a black hole of unadulterated musical mediocrity.
I agree with seeing GWAR. WHy is ICP still around, lol??