The Definitive 200 - Complete your collection!!

Posted almost 5 years ago
It's real easy to get wrapped up in the makings of a big critical list, especially when it's called "Definitive," which is why I'm going to do it.http://www.definitive200.com/"The Definitive 200 [by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame] is a list of 200 ranked albums that every music lover should own."Shania Twain's Come On Over is the 21st most essential album you need to own. Alanis Morrissette's Jagged Little Pill is the 26th. (The only other woman in the top 25 is Carole King with Tapestry.)When it comes to hip hop, look no higher than slot #28, where Eminem's Marshall Mathers LP rests proudly as the most essential hip hop record you could own. (OutKast's Speakerboxxx/The Love Below [take that, Stankonia] is the second most essential, at #29. At #30, Dr. Dre's The Chronic.)Are you a jazz fan? Then make sure you own the five most essential jazz albums ever made (they must be the most essential by far - they're the only ones on the list): Miles Davis, Kind of Blue (#36, so in other words, before you get into jazz of any kind, make sure you check out all this other stuff first, it's definitely more essential); John Coltrane, A Love Supreme (#78); Kenny G, Breathless (#107 - just one slot ahead, by the way, of NWA's Straight Outta Compton); Natalie Cole, Unforgettable with Love Natalie Cole (#133); and Dave Brubeck Quartet, Time Out (#150).Want to get into country? Well, first, Shania Twain (duh), then the Dixie Chicks (#33); Faith Hill at #76, and THEN Johnny Cash at #77.So, isn't this kind of funny stuff? I mean, the whole order of the list is pretty hilarious (with some, to me, obviously great albums on it), and there are some expected things and some unexpected things, no doubt. But as much apparent scorn as I have for the idea of ranking this list at all (let alone the idea that in order to make this list definitive and multi-genre, a full 2.5% of it has gotta be jazz, and other similar implications), I have realized that this is a perfect list. It beautifully sums up the early-to-mid-40s music industry tycoon's idea of good taste in 2007. You've got a little bit of Grammys, a little bit of movies, a lotta bit of rock 'n' roll - some R&B, some hip hop (with some props to the white rappers, no doubt), ladies both singer-songwritery and bombshelly (but in both cases outweighed pretty significantly by the guys), not all that much bubblegum (even they realize the bubblegum sells great, critically tanks ... ABBA's still blacklisted, for instance)... three Prince albums (okay, that's just something I'm happy about) ...As the new guard seems to be gaining relevance (Arcade Fire, on Merge, at #2 on Billboard? Ooh la LA), here is a reassertion of the major label cavalry, and it's both undeniable and laughable.

Comments (17)

  1. Nixne Svix says There is a post around here on this same subject with a big thread.....grand effort ol' chap!
    Permalink posted 03/15/2007
  2. Spencer Owen says Man, I knew there would be. But hey - I'm not posting for the MOG-o-Sphere! I'm postin' for my own page!
    Permalink posted 03/15/2007
  3. steve simon says there are 46 on this list i don't own, but what a nutty list.
    Permalink posted 03/15/2007
  4. Nixne Svix says it was everyone hating on it , i know yours well be great....
    Permalink posted 03/15/2007
  5. Glinch says great post! thanks spencer...
    Permalink posted 03/15/2007
  6. darmuzz says Very well written and entertaining review of That List!
    Permalink posted 03/15/2007
  7. Lester Jonze says There are many on this list I own, a few I do not. I will; however be damned if i'm going to buy some Kenny G or some damn Shania Twizain. Hell naw. I will stick with my Eric Dolphy and my Johnny Cash and the Tennessee Two thanks very much.
    Permalink posted 03/15/2007
  8. mersenne says The first thing I though was "is this another trick for the majors to sell more of the same music to everyone?", I'm still thinking the same.
    Permalink posted 03/16/2007
  9. Mike the Knife says Puh-thet-ick. Who died and made these dollar-driven puds the arbiters of taste. And if they truly represent the self-aggrandizing R & R HOF, and this is supposed to be 200 must-own rock albums, they apparently don't even know what rock music is...
    Permalink posted 03/16/2007
  10. bubb says Shania Twain is Hot! What else can be said!
    Permalink posted 03/16/2007
  11. Spike says Even better than finding some music one loves is finding someone else who shares one's love for that particular music. Even better is gathering a group of people who all share one's particular taste in music. This group can meet in its own building. In the basement of this building is a weapons cache, so that one's group can kill all the people who don't share one's particular taste in music.
    Permalink posted 03/16/2007
  12. Jess Horrible says bubb, you're a fuckin prince among men. post more cheerleaders please! they make me feel really good about myself. as for the list: le sigh.
    Permalink posted 03/16/2007
  13. Spike says My comment is too morbid. I apologise.
    Permalink posted 03/19/2007
  14. Girkabob says Yikes, Shania Twain? So pop-country is more essential than country-country? Reading these lists generally makes me angry. Some site released a list of the top guitar players of all time (according to them) and it was even more laughable. Oh, and when I read where you typed "Ooh la LA" up there, the voice in my head made it sound like when David Lee Roth says it in "Beautiful Girls." Now I'm a-seaside sittin' Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin', I'm ringside
    Permalink posted 03/20/2007
  15. Spencer Owen says hahaha... Should I be sad or glad that I don't know that song?
    Permalink posted 03/20/2007
  16. Girkabob says You should be sad, you are missing out on such gems as... "What a snappy little mammy, gonna keep a pappy happy" Seriously, though, Van Halen. You should listen to it for the "ooh la la" part.
    Permalink posted 03/22/2007
  17. Spencer Owen says Hey, I like a bit o' the 1984 album... "Hot for Teacher"... not a bad one...
    Permalink posted 03/22/2007

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