I Want to Mess With Texas

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   SatisfiedMind614 says MOG...THE procrastination destination on the world wide web

   Permalink posted 12/03/2006
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   ConQueso says Yes...that's the way to do it! avoid the work...in fact, i have decided that instead of working to make my paper for tomorrow better tonight, i'm going to go to sleep and try and half-ass it tomorrow when i'm at work. I think that this logic is flawless and entirely fool-proof. Good luck...i hope not doing your stuff is going as well as it is for me.

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3. Anonymous says Do you ever go around town looking for people wearing "Just Try To Burn this Flag, Asshole" t-shirts, and setting them on fire? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

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   SatisfiedMind614 says I am SO glad to see that college logic hasnt changed much since i graduated!

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   Smooth Hegemon says ConQueso: As far as I know I hold the record for successful suicide procrastination. Last semester I was gone from class for 2 weeks for debate nationals, didn't do any work, so I had to stay up for 4 days in a row in order to write 4 papers and a take-home exam. I started halucinating toward the end and thought I was going to die of tetanus for some strange reason, but it was quite an adventure, and I pulled off A's. Fedge: interesting suggestion. I have never seen these shirts, although I did see one in Laramie, Wyoming listing the reasons why a handgun is better than women. Can I set those on fire too? Peas?

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   rhymeswithrawk says I was born in Texas. I am not proud of this fact. Mess away.

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   Smooth Hegemon says I was born in southcentral LA but raised in rural Wisconsin. I never thought I would miss it but where is the snow?! In high school when I was working late and got tired my sister and I would run out in the yard and roll around in the snow for a while - somehow we managed to keep all of our toes. The only thing I've really gotten into that is Texan is Shiner Bock. Oh well.

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8. Anonymous says "Smooth Hegemon says: ...handgun is better than women. Can I set those on fire too? Peas?" If you want to do something destructive, it would be more appropriate to demonstrate why a woman is better than a handgun. I leave the specifics to your imagination.

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   Smooth Hegemon says Hmm...you can still be charged as a minor if you *look* like one, right? They have no qualms about sending a man with an IQ lower than 70 to the chair (or needle I guess) here, so I'm not taking any chances. Shit. MOG is like crack. Crack for my fingers.

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