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I Want to Mess With Texas

Posted over 3 years ago
Not really sure why, or how to go about this in particular. Just really don't want to work on this paper anymore. BAH!

Comments (9)

  1. SatisfiedMind614 says MOG...THE procrastination destination on the world wide web
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  2. ConQueso says Yes...that's the way to do it! avoid the work...in fact, i have decided that instead of working to make my paper for tomorrow better tonight, i'm going to go to sleep and try and half-ass it tomorrow when i'm at work. I think that this logic is flawless and entirely fool-proof. Good luck...i hope not doing your stuff is going as well as it is for me.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  3. Anonymous says Do you ever go around town looking for people wearing "Just Try To Burn this Flag, Asshole" t-shirts, and setting them on fire? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  4. SatisfiedMind614 says I am SO glad to see that college logic hasnt changed much since i graduated!
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  5. Smooth Hegemon says ConQueso: As far as I know I hold the record for successful suicide procrastination. Last semester I was gone from class for 2 weeks for debate nationals, didn't do any work, so I had to stay up for 4 days in a row in order to write 4 papers and a take-home exam. I started halucinating toward the end and thought I was going to die of tetanus for some strange reason, but it was quite an adventure, and I pulled off A's. Fedge: interesting suggestion. I have never seen these shirts, although I did see one in Laramie, Wyoming listing the reasons why a handgun is better than women. Can I set those on fire too? Peas?
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  6. rhymeswithrawk says I was born in Texas. I am not proud of this fact. Mess away.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  7. Smooth Hegemon says I was born in southcentral LA but raised in rural Wisconsin. I never thought I would miss it but where is the snow?! In high school when I was working late and got tired my sister and I would run out in the yard and roll around in the snow for a while - somehow we managed to keep all of our toes. The only thing I've really gotten into that is Texan is Shiner Bock. Oh well.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  8. Anonymous says "Smooth Hegemon says: ...handgun is better than women. Can I set those on fire too? Peas?" If you want to do something destructive, it would be more appropriate to demonstrate why a woman is better than a handgun. I leave the specifics to your imagination.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  9. Smooth Hegemon says Hmm...you can still be charged as a minor if you *look* like one, right? They have no qualms about sending a man with an IQ lower than 70 to the chair (or needle I guess) here, so I'm not taking any chances. Shit. MOG is like crack. Crack for my fingers.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006

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