Bad cd player!...Now you must DIE

My cd player decided that instead of doing what it was programmed to do (play cds and spit them out to me) it decided to withold and try to eat my freakin cds!It's done this before so while I was frustrated I wasn't too worried,at first.I turned off the cd player and went to sleep, but when I woke up and tried again nothing happened...So, I ripped that fucker apart and retrieved my cds! It tried to keep one cd, but I showed it who was boss and ripped my pretty Glassjaw cd from it's clutches.Yeah, I could've called a professional, but the last time I did that (for something totally different) several cds were stolen, and I'm not having that.