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Courteney Cox Having Sex in a Limo... & Allelujah

Posted over 2 years ago
Forget "past lives":http://mog.com/Shinjuku_Zulu/blog_post/110244 , "brain entrainment":http://mog.com/Shinjuku_Zulu/blog_post/58118, "speed badminton":http://mog.com/Shinjuku_Zulu/blog_post/86093, and "out-of-body experiences":http://mog.com/Shinjuku_Zulu/blog_post/94010. I know what you want.You want sex. Particularily celebrity sex. Preferably if it's done in a limousine. And especially... if you can watch that limo-sex on your computer, while also listening to "Last FM":http://www.last.fm/music/Shinjuku+Zulu, "Facebooking":http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=650916559 , shooting down cans of "Red Bull":http://flickr.com/photos/97302051@N00/263744797/ , playing "Sudoku":http://www.websudoku.com/ , editing your wikipedia post on "The Disclosure Project":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Disclosure_Project, while shopping on Amazon for an "iPod Touch":http://www.amazon.com/Apple-16-GB-iPod-Touch/dp/B000JNYWBG/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-5547100-6022301?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1191769834&sr=8-1 . Maybe even whilst playing "Halo 3":http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/h/halo3/gamedetailpage.htmEven better if that Courteney Cox sex is: a) free to watch b) not so embarrassing if someone (the ever-present "NSA":http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/16/AR2005121600021.html, or your ever-present "roomate":http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49607) checks up on your web history.So here you go: Jump to about 3 minutes in to see Courteney Cox make "the-beast-with-two-backs":http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/58450.html.She does it to the song "Allelujah" by K.I.A., from the "Adieu, Shinjuku Zulu":http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=5126742&s=143441&i=512672 CD ; the clip is from the tv series "Dirt":http://imdb.com/title/tt0496275/. More info on the song Allellujah in this "post.":http://mog.com/Shinjuku_Zulu/blog_post/78035

Comments (6)

  1. Anna says I'm kinda meh concerning the celebrity sex, but I did enjoy the song :)
    Permalink posted 10/08/2007
  2. Shinjuku Zulu says i hear ya, i hear ya-- i'm probably the only one on the globe who hasn't bothered to see that Paris Hilton tape. (tho i do admit to having seen the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee one-- through no fault of my own, i was at a friend's place when it was on.) amazing how those celeb sex tapes always show up when the 'star' has a tv show/book/movie/cd/concert to promote...
    Permalink posted 10/08/2007
  3. Anna says I haven't seen the Anderson - Lee one, but I was unfortunate enough to see the Hilton one. We should exchange celebrity sex notes (there's a sentence I never thought I'd say). Oh, I know, fiendish coincidences... ;)
    Permalink posted 10/08/2007
  4. Shinjuku Zulu says celeb sex note #1: apart from always video recording, tommy seems to like to drive while he's, er, driving. Cars, houseboats... I think there was even a Zamboni* scene in their sex tape. *Zamboni, though it may sound sexy, is, in fact, a large vehicle for cleaning the ice in between hockey games.
    Permalink posted 10/10/2007
  5. Anna says celeb sex note #2: during oral sex or just sex (I can't remember right now), Hilton leaves her partner alone to go pick up her cell phone.........
    Permalink posted 10/11/2007
  6. Shinjuku Zulu says celeb sex note #3: tommy waxes, too.
    Permalink posted 10/12/2007

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