SOS

Mr. Robin Thicke, popped back into our lives after a bit of a hiatus earlier this year with his number one hit single, "Lost Without You". We've all heard it, and then some. I'll admit, even I am guilty of playing it on repeat for several hours at a time. Some obnoxious individual was listening to it on their iPod (read: PERSONAL mp3 player meant to be listened to at volume ONLY you can hear) earlier and I couldn't help but 'overhear' it. So here I am at 3:36 in the morning with the words repeating themselves in my head and I can't help but wonder, what it is with men these days and thinking that because they're able to maintain a 'normal' relationship, they deserve a medal?Relationships go as far back as Adam and Eve and even then, women were the smart ones. Historians have definitely thwarted the basic culture over the centuries because when it comes down to it, we wear the fucking pants! We make things happen and more importantly, we make sure things run smoothly once they start happening. Don't get me wrong, there are some men that do this as well, just like there are women who can't make things happen for shit and were simply put here to breed, if even that. I have repeatedly rejected feminism in favor of 'humanism', so this is definitely not a part of the 'feminist manifesto' but someone needs to send a message to this man!"I'm lost without you, can't help myself. How does it feel, to know that I love you, baby?"He's kidding right? Rhetorical obviously, because he has to be. We all know society has become pretty radical, I watch TV, I've seen the crazy shit – men (more than women) have practically made infidelity the "it" hobby of the twenty-first century. But has it gotten to the point where I should be surprised that he's monogamous?! So to answer your question, Mr. Thicke, I feel fine. I feel like I do every other day, asshole, NORMAL – I'd be wasting my time in our relationship if you didn't love me!As for being lost without me, which man isn't lost without a woman – whether it be his wife, mistress or mother. Am I really supposed to be surprised by this? At most it shows you're man enough to admit how much of a sad individual you really are, want a cookie? Ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous I tell you: he's lost – someone send out the S.O.S!