Stan Lee is going to fucking kill me!
(Inspired by a conversation between me and Ari.)Okay, so we all know Magneto is Jewish, right?And his only nemesis is currently Xavier, so......I propose a spoof: "The Return of Magneto's Mother".Here's how I see it working out...MOM-NETO: "You never call!"MAGNETO: "I thought you were dead."MOM-NETO: "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you."MAGNETO: "Mom, I-"MOM-NETO: "You know I put up with enough from you when you were a boy, and for you to not even thank me in your super-villian monologuing hurts. It really hurts me. Would you want to hurt your mother? No, of course not. And what's with you and this Mystique I keep hearing about? You've never mentioned her to me, I keep hearing about her from the neighbors and on television. Who is she? You know Mrs. Liebowitz asked about you last week, she has a nice daughter about your age. I don't know if she can shoot lightning bolts or fly, but she's a looker. You're too old not to be getting married, when are you going to get married? Don't give me any of this 'I'm a lonely super-villian' nonsense, I don't buy it one bit. You know your father..."(Insert Magneto levitating a trashcan, and banging it against his head.)...oh that's rich.Anyways, that's all for tonight. ARI, I LOVE YOU!
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