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"Sister Death", "Girl-Go", and "Harlan" by The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
"Waiting For The Flood" by Love And Rockets
"The Ship Song" by Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
"Fall With Your Knife" by Peter Murphy
"Five Years" by David Bowie
That list has been on repeat for the last two hours, and I am in no hurry to change it.
Came up in a conversation a while back. But, if you had to sing an over-the-top song usually sung by the opposite gender, what would it be? What's your drag queen song?
Mine's "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Edith Piaf.
(Inspired by a conversation between me and Ari.)
Okay, so we all know Magneto is Jewish, right? And his only nemesis is currently Xavier, so... ...I propose a spoof: "The Return of Magneto's Mother".
Here's how I see it working out...
MOM-NETO: "You never call!" MAGNETO: "I thought you were dead." MOM-NETO: "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you." MAGNETO: "Mom, I-" MOM-NETO: "You know I put up with enough from you when you were a boy, and for you to not even thank me in your super-villian monologuing hurts. It really hurts me. Would you want to hurt your mother? No, of course not. And what's with you and this Mystique I keep hearing about? You've never mentioned her to me, I keep hearing about her from the neighbors and on television. Who is she? You know Mrs. Liebowitz asked about you last week, she has a nice daughter about your age. I don't know if she can shoot lightning bolts or fly, but she's a looker. You're too old not to be getting married, when are you going to get married? Don't give me any of this 'I'm a lonely super-villian' nonsense, I don't buy it one bit. You know your father..." (Insert Magneto levitating a trashcan, and banging it against his head.)
...oh that's rich.
Anyways, that's all for tonight. ARI, I LOVE YOU!
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"And what is with this helmet? That's a helmet a crazy person wears? It's meshugena. Take it off before people talk. The Rosenbaums next door will say 'Oh, there goes Mrs. Neto. Her son wears a helmet, you know.' Do you want me to die of embarassment? You want me to die, don't you? That's why you're wearing the helmet. Don't mind me dying here. Just sitting here in the dark. I bet you Dazzler's mother doesn't sit in the dark. She cares about her mother."
LMAO!!! I think Marvel comics should release a mini series about this.
"Have you been attending temple? The Rabbi has told me you haven't been there in awhile. Don't lie to me! And what's this about not eating Kosher meals? Is this true, too?"
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Good list -- I could go with that for a couple of hours.
the song that never ends! my favorite. i like any lyric that repeats ad nauseum. 100 bottles of beer on the wall, anything by flipper, etc...