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Forgive the post...this is the only way I can see my girlfriend

Posted over 2 years ago
since she is always on the road with the Zutons....and since she doesn't seem to know I exist....details, details....I still love her!Abi...email me if you see this...i think you changed your number again without telling me!blair

Comments (16)

  1. Joxley says I thought we'd agreed that I had won Abi!!!
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  2. SatisfiedMind614 says Does that mean I get Jennny Lewis?
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  3. Joxley says Tough one...how about we get some sort of rota for the two of them?
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  4. SatisfiedMind614 says Yes...i am sure that would work out well for the ladies too!
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  5. Joxley says Well I already know Jenny loves me. (I'm pretty sure what we're doing is illegal, or at least grounds for a restraining order)
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  6. Terry Staunton says This is all my fault. Mrs Abi Staunton gave me a note to post on the MOG a couple of weeks ago, but it inadvertently dropped into her sax during the overture to one of our frequent and mutually-satisfying sessions of body appreciation (hyuk! hyuk!). And it reads... "Dear Jox, Dear SatisfiedMind, As much as I'm flattered by your attention (hey! what leggy chick in an otherwise all-male band populated by uglies wouldn't be?), I think it's time both of you faced up to the facts. My heart beats for Terry and Terry alone. I know he's not mentioned this himself before, and that's to his credit. He has too much respect for both of you, despite the fact that you look like the "after" pictures in a book entitled Why Not To Attempt Human Cloning When You've Had A Beer. Should I ever loose my looks and fancy a twilight sympathy tryst, or if ever I need to win a REALLY HUGE bet, I may still come a-knockin' on your door. All the best, Abi (...Terry, come back here, love me like a woman has never been loved... for the third time in two hours!)" Just passing on a message, guys.
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  7. RGM says Tommy Bugers mmmm...
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  8. ROCKNROLLPIMP1 says that was pure awesomness i just killed your blur post to watch that no guys jenny is mine! this song made me say i need to stop drinking and start back smoking tha bud weird huh?
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  9. Joxley says BBC 19th NOVEMBER 2006 In what appears to be the only second ever recorded incidence of web-rage, famous music journalist Terry Staunton was found dead at his Derby home yesterday. It seems he was hunted down and attacked after stealing the love of a fellow chatroom member on the site www.mog.com. No witnesses have come forward and the police have no leads. The victim's wife Abi says "Fortunatley I was not too attached to Terry, and have already moved on. I am now living in a menage-a-trois with Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley and a nice young man named Joxley. I'm sure we will be happy, as son as the life insurance chek clears."
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  10. Dale says The joys of being happily married and off the market. Aaaaaah
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  11. ROCKNROLLPIMP1 says lol at jox you better lay off that coffee
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  12. Terry Staunton says "Famous" music journalist has risen from the grave, and discovers his sax-playing wife with younger, more virile man. His astonishment is interrupted only by another hot babe on the sideline screaming, "When's it gonna be my turn?" "Any minute now, I'm saving so much of me just for you - grrrrrr!!!" Says Abi. Jox - 50/50 on the movie rights, yeah?
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  13. Joxley says Coming soon to a backstreet DVD store near you.....
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  14. SatisfiedMind614 says Ha! You two have been so busy dueling over the web I have eloped with Abi....cheers!
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  15. Joxley says But thanks to the Columbus Alive website I will track you down eventually...it's only a matter of time before you take here to Dick's Den
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006
  16. chucky says yep. What Dale said. Silly, silly boys.
    Permalink posted 11/17/2006

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