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I am moving on

Posted over 3 years ago
I am starting to think that things between Natalie Portman and I may not work out. The seven or eight hundred letters I sent only resulted in a restraining order...so I think I am breaking up with her. My new love is the sax player for the Zutons.
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Comments (29)

  1. Anna
    Anna says COUGHasifCOUGH
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  2. Terry Staunton
    Terry Staunton says Oh, yes! I think her name's Abbie. Sorry that things between yourself and Natalie have hit a snag - it sounds like me and Winona all over again... These days it seems the only women who pay me any attention are store detectives.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  3. thecandymanlives
    thecandymanlives says YES!!! now she'll be free for ME, and everyone knows, once natalie portman gets a taste of le candyman... well, I'll probably be arrested, but at least she'll have had a taste.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  4. Neill
    Neill says LOL! You want to see some of the stuff written about Abi Harding on football fan websites! You'll have to fight off 1000's to get at her...
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  5. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says I find its best to have imaginary relationships...far less heartache, and you save so much money on Christman, birthdays, Valentine's day, etc...
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  6. Terry Staunton
    Terry Staunton says Don't get me started on Valentine's Day.... Mind, it wasn't bad this year, I got slightly less hate mail. I'm thinking of setting up a greeting cards business specialising in things for people you don't like. You know the sort of thing, instead of Get Well Soon - Stay Sick Indefinitely. Ah, all this bitterness in one so young and lovely...
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  7. raithrover
    raithrover says Great pick tho, shame she overrides the excellence of the Zutons quite often. I'm sure the TV recording of the T-in-the-Park, the cameraman just couldn't keep the lens off her. All in one black catsuit, I think.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  8. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says I know what you mean...i saw them at Coachella this year, great set, but when they are on stage my eyes were totally stuck on her...wow
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  9. Dale
    Dale says Good, that leaves the bassist from stellastarr* as my unrequited love.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  10. Joxley
    Joxley says She has the Greatest Legs in Music. No arguments. And she laughed at my friend when we saw them live. And is "did you have to go to jail/ put your house up fo sale/ did you get a good lawyer" the most Scouse lyric ever?
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  11. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says I think I had a good 3 seconds of eye contact with her at Coachella...ah...she said so much with her eyes in those three seconds...maybe i should write a craigslist MISSED CONNECTION about her: You - the insanely beautiful sax player for the Zutons...Me - the really tall guy in the 5th row at Coachella back in May. We made eye contact for like three seconds, but I could tell we had a connection...if you see this drop me an email...we can have coffee.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  12. Neill
    Neill says ...and a great pair of lungs.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  13. Joxley
    Joxley says My letter is better.... Hey Abi, Remember the guy you laughed at when someone jumped on him and he looked at you going "Oh F*ck" at the Manchester Academy show? I was next to him, and I love you. I liked your shorts, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!!
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  14. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says Jox wins!
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  15. Slewzeus
    Slewzeus says Yea I am done with Portman too...I always feel like a pedophile when I watch "the Professional" maybe I will switch over the the lead singer for MELT BANANA
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  16. Joxley
    Joxley says I think we all know it's Abi who has hit the jackpot.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  17. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says LOL
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  18. Anna
    Anna says I wanted to say what Neill said, but I though I shouldn't. Thank you, brother.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  19. RGM
    RGM says My I suggezst suomz SUPERJOINTRITUAL... Keep Rockin LOL me :)
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  20. Manos
    Manos says I'll talk to Nat for you. She's just a little skittish around fans because she's generally pretty shy. She's great in the sack, though.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  21. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says hahahaha
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  22. SWozniak
    SWozniak says I think we need to hook you up with a MOGger or something. Anybody want to head that search committee?
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  23. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says HA! That would be an interesting committee...but does that mean I don't have a chance with Abi from the Zutons?
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  24. SWozniak
    SWozniak says "or something." Actually..."Originally a four-piece, Sean's girlfriend Abi began joining The Zutons on stage for a couple of songs mid-set, playing simple saxophone lines. She was very popular with the crowd, and the other band members liked the way the saxophone enhanced their sound. Abi soon became a full member, contributing vocals and sax.":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zutons I think it's best to move on from this one, too.
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  25. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says Foiled again
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  26. SWozniak
    SWozniak says C'est la vie. Ton femme attends pour tu
    Permalink posted 11/04/2006
  27. Dazed and Confuzed
    Dazed and Confuzed says great ... another band I have never heard of!!!!!
    Permalink posted 11/05/2006
  28. Sureshot
    Sureshot says Oh yes... best legs since Daisy Duke!
    Permalink posted 11/05/2006
  29. ROCKNROLLPIMP1
    ROCKNROLLPIMP1 says GOT DAMN GIRLIE IS HAWT
    Permalink posted 11/05/2006

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