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A heartfelt plea to all of the UK moggers

Posted over 2 years ago
Will one of you PLEASE come over here and take Beckham back home with you already??I mean I have only been in Los Angeles for a couple of weeks and I am already sick of seeing him all over the tv. And he is totally distracting the LA paparazzi from doing the truly important work...like finding out who or what Britney Spears is kissing these days and what sort of substances Lindsay Lohan is putting into her body. As a show of good faith we will even keep Posh over here...how is that for diplomatic compromise.Thank you in advance
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Comments (17)

  1. contrabandwidth
    contrabandwidth says How about we send Michael Vick and his pitbulls over (aren't Pitbulls British?) - you know a footballer for a footballer. We'll even let you make any kind of reality series you want with him. Or maybe Becks and he can make a new cross cultural reality series. I'm just thinking of a way for that poor guy to make his $150 million back (Vick). (sarcasm alert).
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  2. Charley Rogulewski
    Charley Rogulewski says HA! Seriously. I knew it was bad wheni was in LA 2 weeks ago getting coffee at Urth Cafe on Melrose and in a store window it said, " David Beckham! This is your new favorite store!" Gnarly. Thank god NYC is spared.
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  3. caliscrnwrtr
    caliscrnwrtr says you think you're sick of becks? i fucking lived in britain and every fucking day it was "becks and posh" this and "beckingham palace" that. they are gods over there. if you took tomkat and brangelina and mushed them together, you still wouldn't even come close to what becks and posh are to the brits. it's crazy, man. but i gotta say, they grew on me a little when i heard paris hilton was trying to be bff's with posh and posh wasn't having it because paris wasn't in her league and that posh thinks paris is totally skeezy. awesome :)
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  4. Dale
    Dale says HAHAHAHAHA ^ That's brilliant! Don't worry B, the next bright and shiny penny will roll by shortly, thus distracting the paparazzi again. Maybe Brit will kiss Lindsay, and you'll get the two-fer. On second thought, ::shudder:::.
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  5. DUSTdevils
    DUSTdevils says you can keep him sir... XXX
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  6. NeilNathan
    NeilNathan says i know it's painful, but thanks blair for sacrificing for the sake of american soccer if his presence improves the quality and brings over some other good players, it will be glorious and we will no longer have to indulge in the hay days of the NASL
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  7. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says Neil...he is having an amazing fact on the Soccer scene here...not sure how long it will last, but at the NY Red Bulls game over the weekend they had 66,000 people there...average attendance is only 12,000...amazing
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  8. NeilNathan
    NeilNathan says wow, that has got to be a record now the red bulls (what a horrifying development, to be actually named after a product, must be one of the signs of the apocalypse) gotta get someone well known and good to compete with the left coast
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  9. SamTheButcher
    SamTheButcher says Blair, I have to say, you put this upon yourself by moving to L.A. Now you know why people leave.... :)
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  10. steve simon
    steve simon says if you stay in LA, we will be calling you unsatisfiedmind614
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  11. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says Point well taken Sam...i made my bed, now it's time to sleep in it..such a strange town
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  12. oceanrain
    oceanrain says we will take bec's back to play for england BUT YOU CAN KEEP POSH
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  13. King Sara
    King Sara says I don't want him here. I am having enough problems with former contestants on big brother taking the last seat on the tube...
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  14. naze
    naze says Ssh! Dont you see? The only way to get rid of them is to NOT TALK ABOUT THEM! Now you've only INCREASED their power. These evil celebrity mofos thrive on attention - positive or negative - remain apathetic - encourage others to ignore these blatantly vacuous airheads ...
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  15. chucky
    chucky says I'd be happy if I just didn't have to hear his voice. It doesn't fit his face. That disturbs me.
    Permalink posted 08/21/2007
  16. Shud33
    Shud33 says You are hilarious Blair! Lol..
    Permalink posted 08/22/2007
  17. Jonh Ingham
    Jonh Ingham says Note to Chucky - his voice now is a couple of octaves below what it used to be in his pre-media training days. That was truly surreal. Blair, we still get him for England national games. That's enough.Let's share the Beckham love around.
    Permalink posted 08/23/2007

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