This reminds me of my SciFi channel rant.

Posted over 2 years ago

Well, I guess it's called "SyFy" now...

...That TV station... it's so bad. Have you ever caught one of their SyFy Original movies? I can sum up every one for you. In fact I will pitch a movie idea right now.

Title: Turtlesaurus Island

Female Lead: Most attractive woman who applied for the job.

Male Lead: Washed-up prime time star. Rough, tough, 5 o'clock shadow. White.

Villain: Mad Scientist. Probably German.

Monster: Any type of animal or creature, just 100 times larger than normal.

General Plot: An "Elite Group of Soldiers" must stop threat from reaching global proportions. No explanation for mutated monsters. Shoestring budget. 1992 graphics.

Their new one coming out is titled: "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus." Kick. TUSH.

aaaAAAAAAANNNNNYYYway. It reminded me of The Octopus Project. They're nothing new, but I've decided not to make the post I've wanted to make until I can get an mp3 working through mog. So it's all videos from here, and they make some pretty sweet videos...

"Truck" (kinda reminds me of Los Campesinos! without the vocals)

"Music is Happiness"

BTW haven't slept in almost two days.

Comments (15)

  1. Augusts1 says

    OMG! A laser wielding hamster in that 2nd vid. How cool is that? Why doesn't the PsiPhi channel make a movie about that? I always hated the PsyPfy channel precisely for the dumbass movies they show.

    I'm really liking TOP, their tunes/vids rock! Not heard of 'em either, so thx.

    Insomnia is a real beeyotch, that's for sure. Surprised you haven't been mogging more!

    Permalink posted 08/30/2009
  2. Aiea48 says

    If you have MP3s to upload, drop by

    http://in.solit.us

    and imbed the player in your post. (Imbedding is  pretty much like YouTube, and there's the usual track data displayed.)I've had one strange incident, but that may have something to do with the 30 second track priority.

    Permalink posted 08/30/2009
  3. Cody B says

    Good stuff STA. I've never seen aaaaaaaany way written out..nice.  might have to steal that.

    Permalink posted 08/30/2009
  4. dermahrk says

    But I saw the other day they're running the new Dr. Who series, so a bit of credit is deserved...

    Permalink posted 08/30/2009
  5. Sam The Artist says

    aug: what scifi should do, is instead of making hundreds of these b films, save up all their money and hire good writers/director/producer/actors and make a decent film. but ya i slept for 11 hours today. i feel better.

    aiea: ill look into it, but im not promising anything... i dont really want to register for something im gonna use temporarly... hopefully

    cody: ive got a bunch of them, you may also use: "sarCASM!"

    dermahrk: thing is ive never been able to get into docwho. and the only ones i even remotely liked were with christopher eccleston

    Permalink posted 08/30/2009
  6. SamsBrother says

    hold on sam, I think August is onto something...

    ...does this "Laser Hampster" have 6 legs and is it 3 stories tall?

    I say we greenlight that bitch!  I've got $15 in my pocket right now that should cover ahhhhbout half of it.  (Cody, you can use that one too!)

    Permalink posted 08/30/2009
  7. Augusts1 says

    Hey Samsbro, glad you like my idea, haha. I think it could work but we'd need more than $30 methinks.

    Sam, glad to hear you got some rest finally. Btw, where did you find out about TOP? I checked 'em out further on their myspace page & friended them so I won't forget them. They have some good stuff over there.

    Permalink posted 08/30/2009
  8. Sam The Artist says

    honestly...

    Permalink posted 08/30/2009
  9. Augusts1 says

    Cool. Not heard of Demetri. I watched another vid of him doing his standup, pretty damn funny.

    Permalink posted 08/31/2009
  10. Jonh Ingham says

    Sci Fi Channel exists to keep the adult channels separate from the gambling channels when late night surfing.

    Permalink posted 08/31/2009
  11. Sam The Artist says

    i saw demetri live. HIlarious.

    Permalink posted 08/31/2009
  12. Augusts1 says

    Just hearing his routine was funny enough, I can't imagine seeing him live w/all his facial expression/body language going on. I'm gonna have to check out what is on youtube on him.

    Permalink posted 08/31/2009
  13. Sam The Artist says

    oh you will find a ton. he works a lot of music in his shows, really quirky indie stuff.

    Permalink posted 08/31/2009
  14. Augusts1 says

    Coo, thx!

    Permalink posted 08/31/2009
  15. The Queen's Princess says

    hahahahaha! thanx this made me laugh! love the moosic, the evil hamsters too! lol Now go and get some sleep! :D gotta watch me some syfy now hehe

    Permalink posted 09/01/2009

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