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State of the state of music

Posted over 2 years ago
Okay, so I'm probably in the minority, but I couldn't stand the Testosterone Rock of the mid-late 90's-early 00's - your Limp Bizkits (sans Wes Borland - he's a pretty good player), your Creeds, Nickelbacks, Stainds - that growly vocal thing. 3 Doors Down, Fuel, that sort of thing. I couldn't listen to rock radio for years. Not even Live 105 in the Bay Area, which went from "alternative" to all testosterone rock, all the time.So, now we're in punky emo land, which, you know, is more my speed. The screamo stuff is a little (okay, a LOT) over the top for me, but hey, I'm almost an old man. I'm allowed to have my "kids these days" moments. There's a lot of the emoy, punky bands around, plenty of them on the radio, too. In fact, there's enough of them to make Daughtry sound sorta novel (you know, that band featuring the guy from AmIdol last year?).So, there's one thing in particular that I've especially never loved about Cock Rock, and that's the "hoodley". The "hoodley" is what the singer for a band I was in called the solos that you find from, say, Steve Vai, Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen. They're okay. I don't mind a little tappy guitar solo now and again. I like my share of metal, really. I do. I tend more toward your Industrial, though. Skinny Puppy, Ministry, that sort of stuff. The grindy, not the flashy. Or the indie. Futureheads, Bloc Party. Or to reference some good ol' rock 'n' roll, Superdrag, Dillon Fence, Replacements. Bendy, not flashy.So...imagine my surprise, I'm watching Taking Back Sunday on the David Letterman show: the singer's prancing around, doing his yelling vocals thing, they're rockin' allright, and about 2:40 in, the guitar player busts out a hoodley:Ok. Someone got their chocolate in my peanut butter and we are NOT amused.

Comments (4)

  1. CrashPryor says ...and his vocals (or whomever was singing background) was suckin' hard 30 seconds in...I think Eddie V cornered the market on hoodleys when "Beat It" came out on video...at any rate, I'm still trying to see what all the hubba bubba is...I'm still keeping the receptor's open...what got you into these cats?
    Permalink posted 12/23/2006
  2. SamTheButcher says Oh...nothing other than changing the channel. :) I'm really not a TBSunday fan, I've heard some of their work and it's (to my ears) middle of the road angryish rock. All said, I'd probably rather listen to Daughtry as I have more invested in him (i.e., watching AmIdol) than TBSunday. "...Slowdance on the Inside" is good, but I thought it was Dashboard Confessional. Better than most, but nothing I've gotta own, at least not today. The hoodley just threw me, ya know? :)
    Permalink posted 12/23/2006
  3. lemontwist says Okay, so I’m probably in the minority, but I couldn’t stand the Testosterone Rock of the mid-late 90’s-early 00’s – your Limp Bizkits (sans Wes Borland – he’s a pretty good player), your Creeds, Nickelbacks, Stainds – that growly vocal thing. 3 Doors Down, Fuel, that sort of thing. I couldn’t listen to rock radio for years. Dude, you are not the only one. I am just recovering from how shitty music was for awhile right now... I stopped listening to radio for at least four or five years... I will gladly take The Killers (of whom I'm not a big fan) and Panic! At The Disco (hey, they're not so bad after all, just listening to them right now) any day over that watered-down arena rock crapness of Nickleback and Creed. Ugh... I want to projectile vomit just thinking about them...
    Permalink posted 12/24/2006
  4. thill says it was weird how the heavy boy grunge sound morphed into this mixed with rap/heavy metal stuff came out in the 90's. What was nice about grunge was the sort of sensitive guy approach and then it was all about the nookie....uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. "I'm a cowboy baby.." no you are not you are some lame ass white kid from the suburbs. (have you ever been to romeo, MI where he is from? strip mall central. yech.) I just tuned completely out to all that stuff. I didn't and still don't get the appeal in any way shape or form of Kid Rock, Creed, on and on. Sometimes when i am flipping through channels and hit upon a show about a band I will watch it just to see what all the hoopla is about. I remember several years ago they had some special about Korn and I always think maybe I am just missing something and I watched it and liked their music less. I also recently watched a show about My Chemical Romance. Same reaction. It is weird how Bauhaus, Damned, sort of goth stuff and the Ministry Skinny Puppy morphed into Evanscene and My Chemical Romance. It also makes me feel old.....You kids you want to hear some good music you go and get yourself some Ministry and some Cabaret Voltaire!!! The hoodley always reminds me of that part in Metallica's Some Kind of Monster when they are making the new album and they tell Kirk Hammett that maybe guitar solos aren't the thing anymore...I thought he was going to weep! poor little guy. Not to just pick on the guys...holy shit i thought i was going to have to stop buying music all together coz it was the time of alanis morrissette and jewel and sarah maclahlan. i like fiona apple but i am glad tori amos disappeared.
    Permalink posted 12/24/2006

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