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Sex With Mom

Posted over 5 years ago
Letter to Bowie Knife by Calexico is better than sex with your mom. That's right, yours. It's even better than a good slice of muenster cheese. Although maybe not better than one in yr mom.Now, what else is better than yer other paltry offerings? Oh, anything by the Stooges is better than anything by any band with Cutie in their name.Any band with Velvet in their name should shut the fuck up unless Lou Reed is their singer.And I know all you emo folk have deeply emotional sad lives, but you could be in Iraq or Rwanda or my bedroom so maybe you should just move out of mom's house and stop yr whining.Cut me off in traffic, see what happens. This ain't rage, this is existence.
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Comments (11)

  1. fastnbulbous
    fastnbulbous says Speakng of The Stooges, The Weirdness comes out March 20. They recorded it in October, down the street from me at Albini's studio. I heard reports of Iggy sightings around town. It's somehow comforting that after all these years, Iggy is still running amock, possibly looking to hook up with your mom...
    Permalink posted 02/12/2006
  2. goodmusiconly
    goodmusiconly says Well, I would be willing to bet that pretty much anything would be better than the aforementioned coitus with said family member; however I offer up this morsel, which I was just turned onto this evening by a most trusted fellow mogtiplier: Chinese Apple, by Loose Fur ~KoFpIOjTxeV.mp3~
    Permalink posted 02/12/2007
  3. RobP
    RobP says Oh, and the other thing, queens of approximately my own age do not matter to me nearly as much as Queens of the Stone Age. I'm happily married (go figure) and have no need of anyone's feminine wiles attempting to cheer me up. I'm not unhappy. What I am is fully aware of what I hate. And the hostility toward that does not stop.
    Permalink posted 02/12/2007
  4. ROCKNROLLPIMP1
    ROCKNROLLPIMP1 says WTF? some good old xanax SHOULD DO THE TRICK YO?
    Permalink posted 02/13/2007
  5. White and Nerdy
    White and Nerdy says I love to hear other dissatisfied people! I'm not the only grumpy old man around here. Do let up on the hostility man, it just means you aren't apathetic.
    Permalink posted 02/13/2007
  6. White and Nerdy
    White and Nerdy says Oooops! I meant "don't let up". Sorry about the typo.
    Permalink posted 02/13/2007
  7. dj ivi
    dj ivi says hahahaHAHA! by the time i got to "Velvet" i thought it said Velveeta because of all the cheese references!!!
    Permalink posted 02/13/2007
  8. lemontwist
    lemontwist says Sorry Rob, it's too early for me to come up with a good indignant response, even though I know you want one. :)
    Permalink posted 02/13/2007
  9. jenny
    jenny says Rob, my mom only had sex twice, as far as I know, so it seems unlikely that I'll ever get the chance to compare...but thanks for the image, man, indelible. But more importantly, this is not anywhere near the best Calexico...have you not heard Feast of Wire? You need to hear it. love (in a platonic, sisterly way, not like with your sluttish mom), Jenny
    Permalink posted 02/13/2007
  10. RobP
    RobP says Btw Jen, I never said anything was better than sex with MY mom.
    Permalink posted 02/15/2007
  11. BeardMan
    BeardMan says I thought there was really a song called sex with mom and Caliexico was going Jim Morrison oedipal-" the End style. I profusely refuse to take part in wird words like emo, isnt that a sesamme street character? Though I am a manic depressive, and yes it is as bad as gets try me. "Cut me off in traffic, see what happens. This ain't rage, this is existence". Ephesians 4:26 Be angry, and yet do not sin.
    Permalink posted 02/20/2008

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