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How to get people to come to your MOG page

Posted over 2 years ago
After being on MOG for a while, I have noticed a few things that seem to make the masses come a posting. Call this a MOG posting for dummies if you will, but I think I know 10 ways to make your post numbers sky rocket. I will say I don’t know if they will help you get a Top Of All Time post, these are elusive, and I don’t know if anyone will ever crack into the top 10 with these hints. I would like to see it happen, so I will reveal the secrets of a popular post.1. Say this is my first post - You are guaranteed at least 15 welcome to MOG posts if not more.2. Mention Sex - It appears we have some Dr. Ruth's here on MOG, and they all want help!3. Mention Fedge - Seems we can't get enough of this one4. Mention Anna - Seems the word Anna brings everyone to the party, almost popular as mentioning Placebo some might say.5. Say you are making a mix tape - You need suggestions on making the perfect tape for a cat stuck in a tree. The suggestions will come pouring in.6. Post a cute picture of an animal - No one can resist it, if you can pull it off make it of bunnies. I know I will post there, and click that I like it.7. Post while drunk - Humorous posts like these are the stuff of legends, they also have been known to backfire rather quickly.8. Make your title seem like it could be a song - No one likes dull titles, making it mysterious, and sexy makes people want to know more.9. Introduce a new mogger - This is very helpful if that new mogger is famous. 10. Controversy - Find a band that most moggers like, and say they suck. You might not get the best replies, but they will come. Only problem here is most will not say they like your post unless you make a good argument for yourself. There you go, just some observations from a far. Hopefully with these guidelines someone will make a post that will knock Mr. Proper Etiquette from his spot as number one post of all time.

Comments (58)

  1. AnonymousAmy says hahah! I think you nailed it!
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  2. Rawkkiddoh says I think that I should send the book to a publisher.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  3. AnonymousAmy says definitely.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  4. 1234chainsaw says I'd hit the like button for the first one to make a (mock-)post that hits all of #1-10.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  5. Rawkkiddoh says That would be impressive 1234, I dont know if the mogosphere could handle the response.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  6. mktackabery says LOL OMG this is completely true too. My stock went way up when I posted about Anna.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  7. Rawkkiddoh says I saw that, and wouldnt you know it, I found myself posting on 2 Anna posts today.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  8. Anna says ahhahahaha Placebo..mmm if I may add: - make a post concerning a MOG e-social situation - ask for recommendations - make a post about how to get people to come to your MOG page haha
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  9. Rawkkiddoh says Great additions Anna, and even better one would be to actually get Anna to post on your page!
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  10. Marco1019 says To think I was _thisfreakingclose_ to being guilty of #5. But alas, I only made mention in my profile. Then again, my last post a few weeks ago about Lily Allen on SNL did place me among that day's more popular, and that was more than enough for me. "...for a cat stuck in a tree." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (The joke grenade finally went off.)
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  11. 1234chainsaw says Hah, kiddo, you seem confident that if each of #1-10 earns you visibility, then all together do it ten times more. I'm not sure that's the right function, though. There might be weird interaction effects. For example, if I said I was making a mix tape about my disastrous sex life with Fedge, that might turn a lot of people off. (Btw, call me Chainsaw.)
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  12. gradys kitchen says Ahhhh yes, the sex with fedge while watching Anna make a mixtape post. I never tire of those.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  13. Rawkkiddoh says Chainsaw, I am currently laughing out loud, you make a post like that, and it would be solid gold.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  14. 1234chainsaw says The soundtrack to all that must itself be a form of punishment, so it would consist of Death Cab songs (that's #10 for ya).
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  15. Rawkkiddoh says Could someone page Ben Gibbard please
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  16. Anna says I've done all *but* 1, 3, 6, 7, 9. And stop treating me like e-meat. I have a brain, too, you know. If only I could find it. haha p.s.1 Pekka, please don't make call you Chainsaw..haha p.s.2 I'd page him, but I've already made a post about not liking DFC
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  17. Rawkkiddoh says Anna, I did not think robots were supposed to have feelings. This is so Blade Runner. As for being guilty of the guidelines, I think I have hit every category at least once, minus the picture of bunnies.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  18. jameson says 11. Get interviewed about being MOG junkie.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  19. Anna says ^ hahahahhahhaha
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  20. Wozniak says "Let's see just how well this works.":http://mog.com/Wozniak/blog_post/47956
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  21. Peggah says Hahahaha. I should try that!
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  22. Nixne Svix says 12. Show your junk ... oh no wait , thats how to get on "Boys Gone Wild " ....sorryy
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  23. Peggah says Hahahahahhaha.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  24. chucky says I just want to hear about chainsaw and fedge going at it to DCFC. Hahaha...oh my.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  25. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says None of this works. Some of us are just not meant to gather the crowds (the self-destructive whining mogger................will that help?). How can anyone start a riot by saying that Placebo sucks........'CAUSE THEY DO!!!! THEY REALLY DO......WOO WOO WOO.......THEY REALLY DO...O-O-OOOOO.....O-O-O Jameson: That one killed me! The only reason you're all exited about Anna is because you've got it all wrong. She's the girl from Greece.....not the girl from Grease. But I love you all.......and I will make a spoon with the ones commenting on my posts.....and everyone will receive an imaginary 80GB Ipod. So how 'bout the upcoming Smashing Pumpkins album? Should we pretend it's christmas?
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  26. Lester Jonze says Wow, these are good. I need a page so I can get drunk and post about a mixtape I made about sex while balancing out the Annas and Fedges of the sphere and I'll call it... "Why Can't We Be Friends?" Cool, this is great. Hey, check out that "Lester Jonze guy":http://mog.com/Lester_Jonze He might make his first post sometime this week, stay tuned...
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  27. jameson says LJ - #6. Post a CUTE picture of an animal –
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  28. chucky says lester....that is *not* a cute animal. You've got it all wrong....hahaha.... me and the horse - you'll make a spoon for or you will spoon with people who comment on your posts? I need to know before I choose to comment on them - because I don't know how I could explain the second one to my husband. Heh.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  29. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says Have you all seen the Paris Hilton/Rawkiddo sextape?
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  30. jameson says Chucky - I was definitely looking forward to a nice night of SPOONING with "Me and the horse"
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  31. chucky says jameson.....huh?hahahaha....nice to see that Kevin and Chul have made man love so fashionable. ;P
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  32. Lester Jonze says oh yeah? Wow, way too mucho godb'damn bourbon early in the... uh, what time, day is it?
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  33. Anna says Lester, I thought your first pic was more cute.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  34. chucky says who cares what time or day it is when you have bourbon and kittens?
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  35. chucky says oh shit...any promises I made myself about getting work done today have completely gone out the window now.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  36. Dale says So, so cynical. You disappoint me, Kevin.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  37. Anna says Neill, can I have one with bat babies?
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  38. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says Chucky....let's agree on a wooden spoon. Let's make that two wooden spoons so you can make some nice beats. I'll have my hands full spooning Jameson....so the rest will receive wooden spoons.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  39. Neill says Bat Babies WTF? You really do get all sorts on here, don't you? .
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  40. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says Okay people. I've just made a new post......great song included. Let's try this. Wooden spoons, imaginay ipods and a place in hell for all of us!!!
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  41. Anna says Neill hahahha but but but I liked the first pic Lester posted!
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  42. Anna says Also, all of Kevin's posts include some man love, one way or the other. Just a lil' food for thought.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  43. Me and the Horse I Rode In On says Anna: I know I've posted this quote before.....but here I go again: From the Life Aquatic movie: Jeff G: "Neither of us have made great husbands but then again.......I'm part gay". Bill M: "They say all men are"
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  44. Lester Jonze says hic!
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  45. Rawkkiddoh says Feel I need to address a few things.... jameson, the interview was me trying to further my career. In what I still am unsure of. Wozniak, if that gets made into a movie, I want a cut of some sorts. Cam, are you talking from experience, or were you a feature in Bear magazine? Lester, might I say can we see some bunnies? Chucky has a good point, I guess I would need to do some explaining to Chul. Henry, you had to bring up the tape didnt you. It was at a low point in my life, and I really needed the money......and the hotel room. Dale, how have I disappointed you? Neill, words escape me but that dog has a look that says please shoot me Anna not all my posts are about man love. I like animal love just as much.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  46. Lester Jonze says There is only one, hic! bunny.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  47. Rawkkiddoh says laughing!
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  48. Mike the Knife says Rawk on! And they shall come. Or write something pithy and challenging about an obscure artist and post it at 3 AM and..oh...wait. that's how to NOT get people to come to your MOG page.
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  49. CrashPryor says
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  50. Rawkkiddoh says Nice touch Crash, Chul and I sing this to eachother quite often
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  51. Rawkkiddoh says Nice touch Crash, Chul and I sing this to eachother quite often
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  52. CrashPryor says ...man...you really meant that!...
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  53. Rawkkiddoh says What the hell
    Permalink posted 02/27/2007
  54. glammerhammer says Rawk, YOU are the MOGfather......keeping us all in line....THANX...hope your snow is going away
    Permalink posted 02/28/2007
  55. Daviso says you mog stock just went up two cents. awesome.

    How come Anna is wearing all black?

    Permalink posted 03/01/2007
  56. Rawkkiddoh says My mog stock aint what it used to be. I think anna is wearing black because it has been discovered that she is a robot. Glammer, like the sounds of it, now if it could make the people of mog send me a tee shirt.
    Permalink posted 03/01/2007
  57. hiro says #11 Write a MOG for dummies =)
    Permalink posted 03/05/2007

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