I am outside your window and I am not wearing any pants

I may be late to this little stalking party, but I have to thank all the moggers for the wonderful posts they made while I was both asleep and teaching today. Stalking, I can not think of a funnier thing that one would resort to in order to show how much you care about the other person. Part of me wonders if it ever really worked, I know it worked on Say Anything, I mean these days standing outside someones window would classify as stalking as far as I am concerned. How about leaving a sex toy and some windex? Well here in Minnesota that is a crime as well.

http://wcco.com/crime/stalker.hockey.coach.2.726279.html

While it is a serious offense, I still can't help but laugh a little when I hear of someone trying to say I love you by stalking their every move. I think that is why my addition to the MOG come stalk me mix has to be Voyeur by Blink 182. I hope you enjoy the song and I will meet any and all of you outside your bedroom window. Look for the guy with the windex!

And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
The lonely guy I am I wait for her to change
I've been here two dsays, I'll sure be here tomorrow
I'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I can't be two cool in a tree with my pants down
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now
Unlike before, her view is now blocked by a leaf

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time is the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning in my head
Right after supper her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Her dad is big and I've never seen his face
I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow
My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning in my head
Right after supper her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white imbred