Amber Alert : Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Attention moggers, the state of Minnesota currently needs your help in the finding of fellow mogger Rawkkiddoh. He was last seen coming home today from work, and after that his where abouts remain a mystery. He was last seen wearing a tee-shirt, grey shorts and tan flip flops. Rawkkiddoh is 5'10", has brown hair, brown eyes and seems to be drawn to any sort of store that sells music. Here is a recent picture of Rawkkiddoh.
From what we have heard from police, Rawkkiddoh came home with a package waiting for him on his front steps. He was witnessed by a neighbor taking the said package inside, and that was the last time anyone saw him alive. The package itself appears to be some kind of death contraption. Please see the following picture that was taken by the Richfield police.
While it is unknown exactly what Rawkkiddoh was into, it appears that the package was directly involved in his death. The cd itself had the words "Boom, yer dead" written on it, and someone who calls himself Groon wrote a letter to seal the deal. Here is the only picture we seem to have of Groon.
Not much is known about Groon with the exception of his love of torturing cats. Both Groon and Rawkkiddoh were members of some cult only known to us as MOG. It appears that the package was sent as part of some sick game called MOG Wars, but it is apparent that this game went horribly wrong. If you have any ideas as to where Rawkkiddoh might be, please contact the Richfield police as soon as possible. Until then we will continue our search for this man, and in the mean time wait to break the news to his son who is currently rocking out to the enclosed disc.
Comments (27)
Welcome to the other side. Let's hope the survivors carry on our sense of good taste.
we can only hope.....I am waiting to see if my bullet hit its target
I gotta get in on this sometime...
RIP dude...
I just wish it wasnt over so quickly
MWA HA HA! NO ONE CAN WITHSTAND THE AWESOMENESS!
Oh, er . . .
um.
Hated to do it, Kevin, but you were just one more object standing in the way of me and TOTAL VICTORY!
BOOM!
So, if I see you shuffling up Nicollet, moaning and crying out for "brains", should I hit you with a cricket bat or decapitate you with vinyl LP?
Groon, I can only hope to get your name come next MOG wars.
Lady, feel free to do what you would like. Chances are I will be on my way to Cheepo Records........if I can remember the way
If it's zombies you're worried about, the folks at threadless.com have a very instructional T-shirt just for that occasion:
As for next time . . . you'd still have to get through my layers of awesomeness first!
As for next time . . . you'd still have to get through my layers of awesomeness first!
Layers of awesomeness.......classic
No, "his love of torturing cats" was classic!
I thought Amber killed you..Good night rawk..
I wish, groon included the we are the world song on my mix...... lets just say I owe him
Dude, you got butchered like a hog! But hey, at least you know who hit you, all I got was a "<3 mully". Who's mully?
Dead AGAIN? That toddler of yours has been put through the mill w/grieving over his father the last year or so! At least you're creative about your death Kev!
" . . .layers of awesomeness . . ." I'll have to remember that the next time someone calls me pleasantly plump, hehe(NOT saying you are at all Groon, just thought it would be a perfect response for some wiseacre!)
Yeah Dale, Groon made the mistake of telling me his name.........I cant wait to see what happens to him
August, aint that the truth.....my son is going to have to go with out a daddy for another year. Like you, the layers of awesomeness quote will be used by me in the not so distant future
Here's mully ◄
Were we not supposed to tell who did the dirty deed? Have I opened myself up for years of vengeance and angst?
August--I hadn't thought of layers of awesomeness being used in that context, but it fits (me, too. And no, I didn't take it that way. I yearn for the days when I was still just "pleasantly plump". Sadly, I left that behind a while ago . . .)
Thanks Cody, I didn't even know he had signed up. d'oh!
That kid of yours is gonna be spending ALOT on therapy when he grows up, thanks to your Mog involvement. You've warped his widdle mind, fer sher, heh!
Groon, fortunately I've worked my way back down to pleasantly plump over the past 7 months since my body decided to revolt back in Dec w/o my consent. I'm so goddamned healthy now I'm sick of myself! I'm glad you didn't take my comment the wrong way. I could just imagine a cartoon superhero using that line though: It's the further adventures of LARDMAN & his layers of awesomeness! haha
And his trusty sidekick Bubble-Butt! Defending the world against donuts, pastries, and sweets, one calorie at a time!
I would think he'd be promoting chalking up the calories. LM & BB would be those twisted heroes you might see on the Cartoon Network defending the world against personal trainers, pilates & low-cal anything!
I think you're right. My intrinsic layers of awesomeness sometimes make me a bit thick in the head . . .
Well, at least you were headed in the right direction w/the superheroes theme, so you get Lardman points(calories?) for that @:P
damn you guys post some scary shit. even though i know whats goin on, i still got chills reading this saga. Rawkkiddo, i imagine you'd have a very interesting obituary, eulogy and epitaph as well...
And he had so much (killing) to live for...
This is a grand death post!
Tell the state of Minnesota to not get its hopes up. MOG is one demented cult, it's killing its own!
RIP.
PS Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
LMAO, love the post!