TroyPowers says
That's when you know your pimp game has hit it's peak! When you can wear tight wight pants and a polka-dot shirt and not give a good got-damn!
Lizziegreeneyes says
In light of recent developments - how the HELL did I miss that today is 420 ??? I too have a lil som'in som'in to go with that funky skunky Friday ... muchas grass(ias) senor Rage
Lizziegreeneyes says
Troy: Ben Harper - the guy is a Fuggin Genius (You should check out either Fight for Your Mind or Burn to Shine - both solid albums)... When I had a radio show back in college there were two songs I HAD to play each show. One was Burn One Down by Ben Harper, the other was Becoming by Pantera. Ahhh the good ole days.
Lizziegreeneyes says
Troy: Anytime darlin :) Both Sides of the Gun is also a great double album from him - one harder, one softer, but I would go with one of the two mentioned above to start. Love them both equally (tried to pick my favorite, but I just can't do it), Burn One Down is on the Fight For Your Mind album.
B Harper is the cousin of a kid I went to college with - one of my BEST connections on campus in fact. Ben played live on our campus twice while I was there thanks to that connection ... nice intimate venues. His cousin & I would constantly Burn One Down, if you're pickin up, what I'm putting down; dig it, I knew that you would !!!
TroyPowers says
LOL!!! You gotta love the weed smoker's inconspicuous slang. One day I'm walking down the street, and my girlfriend yells out the window of her friends apartment...
Girlfriend: Hey, Troy, have you seen Mary Jane?
Now, of course, I don't know anybody named Mary Jane, and my mind was elsewhere.
Me: Huh?!!?
Girlfriend: Have you seen, Mary Jane?!!?
Now, I'm still a little slow on the uptake, so I'm thinking, "What the HELL is this bitch talking about?" ("Bitch" meant in the finest sense of the word).
Then, finally, it dawns on me. So, now I'm thinking...I'm walking down the street, and she's yelling out of the window. If "Mary Jane" is her attempt at being inconspicuous...I seriously need to re-evaluate my criteria for choosing women. But I am holding, so...
Me: Oh, yeah, she's at my house.
Girlfriend: Well, tell her to stop by. We'd love to see her too!
Weedheads!
RaG3aH0liC says
yea, that sounds suBtle. Just like that silent B in subtle. That's hilarious. All of us have stories like that of someone thinking they are being *cool* while discussing illegal matters, when they couldn't possibly be more obvious.
Ok, well I guess they could be a bit more obvious.....
Lizziegreeneyes says
In my crew it's either Jerry G. or party favors. Either way, you're certainly hoping someone will bring them along for the ride :)
My voicemail name was: Sweet Jane, Mary Jane that is ... one of my profs actually asked me about it when we were in Brussels. We're sitting drinking lambics at le Morte Subite (the subtle (silent B) death ... ie the little death ... ie masterbation people ;) ), and he says, "Liizziegreen, I couldn't figure out for the life of me why you & the others wanted to go to Amsterdam for the day. Then Bernie says to me, Messmer, they're going to smoke hash/weed. Then I put together that your voicemail name and Amsterdam makes total sense. You smoke weed, right?"
"Sure do Messmer" !
(He proceeded to buy us several more rounds as he told us all sorts of good tales about when he was in the army (how they'd sneak it in in aluminum foil), and that he and his wife had several plants in their garden til they started having kids. We almost got him to smoke with us .... ah well, one dream unfulfilled ... no stoned prof like that guy on YouTube !!!
Good times, good times !!
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