SOUNDS OF FUTURE PAST AND PRESENT PERFECT

I Was The Law...

Posted over 2 years ago
JUNE 29--Closing arguments are scheduled today in the trial of the former Oklahoma judge charged with indecent exposure for using a penis pump (among other really gross acts) while on the bench. Donald Thompson, 59, is facing felony counts for his alleged lewd behavior while a Creek County District Court jurist (Thompson resigned from the bench in 2004). According to a yucky probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's chair. After a search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. Thompson's demise was triggered by a complaint filed against him by the Oklahoma Attorney General, who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by court employees. If convicted of the indecent exposure counts, Thompson could face a maximum of 10 years in prison on each charge. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html

Comments (10)

  1. dermahrk says Wow. Two posts in one day going on and on and on about penis pumps. Maybe I should just turn off the air compressor and go to bed.
    Permalink posted 12/31/2006
  2. Anonymous says . Don't knock 'em. I've benefitted greatly from mine (the _gals_ would seem to be in agreement !! ). D., did yours come with the very informative and helpful Jeff Striker DVD, "How To Enlarge Your Manly Penis"? If not, might I recommend a toll-free number where you may order your OWN copy? It's: 1-800-BIG-POLE. _1-800-BIG-POLE._ (the preceding was a paid commercial announcement)
    Permalink posted 12/31/2006
  3. gakker says You know what drives me crazy about this story??? People don't understand that a penis pump of the variety described here is NOT NOT NOT used for sexual pleasure...it doesn't "stroke" or give any type of friction...it is a deviced used to enlarge the penis by applying a vacuum seal to engorge the blood vessels... Okay, so that doesn't make it any better that he was using one while presiding over a courtroom, but i just think people should know what they're talking about before they, um, "judge" others.
    Permalink posted 12/31/2006
  4. Smooth Hegemon says Informative but irrelevant.
    Permalink posted 12/31/2006
  5. Anonymous says #THAT'S 1-800-_BIG-POLE_ . .
    Permalink posted 12/31/2006
  6. dermahrk says Uh, that raises the question: what would be a NON-manly penis?
    Permalink posted 01/01/2007
  7. dermahrk says Shall we paraphase the Bobby Fuller Four? I fought the law but the..law cum.
    Permalink posted 01/01/2007
  8. Anonymous says ("dermahrk says: Uh, that raises the question: what would be a NON -manly penis?") Funny you should ask. I was just telling another MOGGER that the sequel, "How To Enlarge Your Womanly Penis" is, "like, ten times better". As for what other kind of penis there might be besides "manly", I suggest you ask a Catholic priest if he's ever _come across_ anything on the subject.
    Permalink posted 01/01/2007
  9. RGM says
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  10. RGM says Futher More!!!
    Permalink posted 01/01/2007

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