I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing againThis happens all the timeIt's detachableThis comes in handy a lot of the timeI can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in troubleOr I can rent it out when I don't need itBut now and then I go to a partyGet drunkAnd the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with itFirst I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find itSo I called up the place where the party wasThey hadn't seen it eitherI asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimesBut not this timeSo I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the partyBut they were no help eitherI was starting to get desperateI really don't like being without my penis for too longIt makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leakAfter a few hours of searching the houseAnd calling everyone I could think ofI was starting to get very depressedSo I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's PlaceWhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the streetI saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster ovenSome guy was selling itI had to buy it off himHe wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17I took it homeWashed it offAnd put it back onI was happy againCompletePeople sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attachedBut I don't knowEven though sometimes it's a pain in the assI like having a detachable penis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing againThis happens all the timeIt's detachableThis comes in handy a lot of the timeI can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in troubleOr I can rent it out when I don't need itBut now and then I go to a partyGet drunkAnd the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with itFirst I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find itSo I called up the place where the party wasThey hadn't seen it eitherI asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimesBut not this timeSo I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the partyBut they were no help eitherI was starting to get desperateI really don't like being without my penis for too longIt makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leakAfter a few hours of searching the houseAnd calling everyone I could think ofI was starting to get very depressedSo I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's PlaceWhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the streetI saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster ovenSome guy was selling itI had to buy it off himHe wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17I took it homeWashed it offAnd put it back onI was happy againCompletePeople sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attachedBut I don't knowEven though sometimes it's a pain in the assI like having a detachable penis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis
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