From the Muddy Banks Of The WishKah/Good For Your Soul!

Posted over 5 years ago
Continueing: Ok lets see... Oh yea something about bats ozzy, for those who don't know what the hell I was yapping about a stupid bat was flying around, in my house the other nite, we got the the critters up here in Pacific NW. Too top it off they're a protected rodentcia! (FUCKEN FANTASMAGOREY AY!) nuff 'bout them, so we found the herbal store on Wishkah Street,did my usual run to the pisser, came out me wife gave me the usual eye roll and smile after I left El Juan, she found what she needed, I came across Frankincess (you know three smart men of biblical porportions), one was priced 14$ another 23$, I joked to me wife 'bout Our lord And Savior Had to get the 23$ one, not the 14$ one, shit 23$ they were Kings or something right. Cheap Bastards! I made the same joke to the lady behind the couner, Jesus H Christ (what hell does the H stand for any ways, sucks if it's hell, or Herod) she was so serious I told her sorry bad joke, she said thats ok did you know that Francense was worth way more and rare back then. My lips responded with "why yes I beliave that it was a very valueable comodity at the present era along with salt and it wasn't till much later that it lost it's highly economic value." Meanwhile in my highly educated, genius brain I was exercising .....FUCK!!!FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,OH MY FUCKING, FUCK!!! MAN UH HMMM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKIDDY FUCK FUCK FUCK!....so our theology talk went on a bit and as soon as I got past the fucks, I thought of that line from Oingo Boingo's song "Who Do You Want To Be Today," I've Been Reborn So Many Time's I Can't Remember Them All!" So she was really nice(NICE LADY!), and invited us back to her place of business in the near future and I replied why thank you very much, my superbain resonded in silence FUCKIDDY!!! So off too my church now the Guiter Store down on Wishkah Street! For now I bid you a good nite, BRAIN: FUCKIDDY! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

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  1. sage1979 says my brain does that too.. sometimes it's a wonder I can function at all...
    Permalink posted 09/29/2006

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