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ah! You beat me to it!
This was one story that needed to be posted asap lol!
I heard that groundhog said there was going to be 6 more weeks of winter...
I'd like to put a round or few into that stupid groundhog!
Lol, yup 6 more weeks sucks Doom,
so what you're saying is that little snappy groundhog might see the light this groundhog's day?
(mangled lyrics from the above posted song, if you didn't know).
Definitely, never really tried to make out what Les was singing lol.
Groundhos Day
When I woke up this mornin I felt a pang.
I was hungerin for some apple pie.
Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit.
Washed the sleep out of my eye.
Oh yeah, its gonna be a fine day.
Scratched myself a bit.
Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex.
Closest thing I could find to apple pie.
Lingerin taste of toothpaste
Made the milk go down a bit funny.
But you know, them chex they do satisfy.
Oh yeah, thisll be a fine day.
So, after my mornin rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean.
Had my mind set to hit them streets.
Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out.
Had my black stomp-boots on my feet.
Its my day.
Since I was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize. if i
Set my mind down to it I could be a big man in the public eye. so
With my big blue collar on, I set out to find the easy way. what an
Ice cold bath it was when I found you had to pay to play. to taste
The taste its a tease that never would subside. the taste is strong
But soured by my learned eyes. well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood,
Hed get down on his knees to pray. this little snappy boy might see
The light this ground hogs day.
Happy belated Groundhogs day :)
RAY -> we starting our own holiday? Ground-Hos day??
Someone lets out hundreds of groundhogs onto the Steelers field, and all us moggers get to run around kicking them silly mythological groundhogs all over like soccer balls -> if anyone actually kicks one through the upright, we all get to suck nitrous from big ballons and pass out on the 42 yard line!!!
How good would it be if a streaker ran across and stole PUx. Phil?? huh?? great right?? and right when Phil's bodyguards were about to catch the streaker, he just punted Phil into the next county, and in the back ground you hear a commulative gasp, and the camera cuts to a little girl holding a stuffed little Phil crying really loud with tears running down her cheeks...ah, I can see it now...Ray, I'm a man of vision, I'm going places ->
Thanks Anna, hope you had one too. BTW do you celebrate that tradition in Greece? I just heard Canada does.
And quite a vision that is Tyler lol!
seriously...not gay though, I know maybe at times it may seem that way, but you're just mistaken, I run into this problem from time to time, I mean take advantage of a gay guy's generosity ONE TIME, and your name is tainted, I mean, is that even fair, he bought me some stuff, food, clothes, and we prayed together in a dark room...how was I supposed to know that he was trying to court me?? I've alwyas been bad at romance, he was pissed when I told I wasn't even gay a little bit...I've always courted females in similar fashion, but I don't get all pissed when they made up some lame excuse for not wanting to continue seeing me, "Tyler, ow, let go you're hurting me," -> "Tyler, it's creepy when you show up at my house in the middle of the night" -> "Tyler stop touching me there...I think we should see other people" -> I guess I'm lucky to have found such a beautiful, fun-loving woman who actually married me ->
Quite a story Tyler.
sorry bout that, I went on a rant and had no idea I was actually typing -> I particularly like the "Ow, Tyler, let go you're hurting me one" -> reminds me "Of mice and Men" when the big oaf dude pets his animals to hard, then ends up hurting that woman trying to silence her screams -> only I'm really not like that, my chicks like the rough stuff and don't scream ->
Ok, I've got a problem, I am sick...disregard all previous comments as sarcastic if you didn't catch that drift...me and Dansemcabre are in the process of making a sarcasm button for the PC, since it's so hard to convey voice inflection and body language (like rolling of eyes) through the text -> currently we have no idea what the hell we're gonna do -> Any ideas? Other than, "hey, stop being a jackass, then you won't have to worry about people misinterpreting your anecdotes Tlyer."
Lol, so this is a "Fight Club" thing.