The Pussycat -Whores- Dolls
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Album:We're All Raging Slutbags
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Track:I'd Sleep With You For A $4 Whiskey Sour
It should instantly throw up red flags that a pop group filled with a Captain Planetly diverse bunch of leggy, big-boobed Maxim girls has the word "pussy" right there in the name. While they've been a sort of "new-burlesque" act, performing live and rotating out members since as easly as 1993 it wasn't until 2005 that they released an album. Everyone's heard the single "Don't Cha" (makes me cringe to even type that) and unless you're a preteen you've probably hated it. Unless there's some core constituent group of people that really, really like crappy corporate pop other than preteens.
_The Pussycat Dolls, seen here dancing and grinding and grabbing thier boobies._My main beef with "The Dolls" is not that their music sucks. I mean, really, it doesn't suck anymore than the other formulaic donkey shit they try to pass off as music these days. My beef is with their implications. The song "Don't CHA" begs the question, bq. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? / Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? / Don't cha wish your girlfriend had big tits like me.... or something, I don't know I stopped listening way before then. My point is, girls won't listen to this, and guys can't listen to it. It immediatly alienates all decent people from relating to thier music. It causes undue conflict within relationships as invariably a women will turn to their man and ask, "Well, don't cha?" Then the man will have to either answer truthfully that, as many guys do, yes, sometimes they do wish you her hot like them, and proceed to sleep in the bathtub. Or they can lie and feel like a jerk having been put into such a pickle by a crappy pop song. If you're one of the decent ones who can answer honestly that your woman is perfect and way hotter than all 6 or 7 Pussycat Dolls then more power to you, chances are you'll still get in trouble for it just because the question was raised.By presenting this seemingly simple question while showing us their thighs filters humanity into generaly three quantities: horny men, jealous women and gay men. And since gay men have no real conflict implied in the question we'll deal with the dysfunctional heteros. Media has done such a terrific job of training people on the rolls they're supposed to play in society that we rarely know when we're being ourselves or when we're being Ross and Rachel. Every concievable dynamic between a man and a woman has been scripted and presented and catergorized so that we can reference them instead of actually acting in a healthy psychological fashion. Men are big bumbling, horny lugs that would starve to death in the street if their women didn't provide them with the mothering influence they apparently need so badly. The women, oppressed by years of competition and insecuritiy, are hopelessly neurotic one minute and strong and in control with dinner on the table the next, all the while finding time to maintain a 28 inch waist and perky breasts._The Pussycat Dolls, seen here humping a chair or something._Men are trained to see women as nothing more than a place to store their penis, something to be attained and aquired with discriminating taste, like a fine wine or a good cigar. Girls fit into a mold that society had made that is a very hard threshold to cross, yet we're presented with that ideal in literally every available opportunity from music to film, magazines, television and the internet. Perfect skin, 110 lbs, shiny hair, glossy lips, gravity-proof breasts and the ass of a 10 year old boy, must like clubbing, camping, extreme sports, cooking, beer, porn and videogames. That's a tough order to fill for any woman because what it boils down to is that what guys are taught that what they want in a woman is basically "one of the guys" with a great body and insatiable sex drive. Not possible. Media (with the exception of the dreck on Lifetime) is produced by and geared towards men. Men are conditioned to think that what's most important in life is a nice car, a high paying job, sports and a constant dogpile of hot, young women to sleep with. Family is second, religion is moot, personal reflection is boring and feelings are gay. Be a player, close yourself off, get money, have lots of sex and subscribe to GQ. After all, all 9 or 15 Pussycat Dolls are horny and gunning just for you! Spray a little Axe deoderant on and your impressive and powerful manhood will be worn down to a stump just in time to watch "the game"! You see? You see what you've done Pussycat Dolls? _The Pussycat Dolls, seen here engaging in a drunken orgy with the Chicago Bulls basketball team._
_The Pussycat Dolls, seen here dancing and grinding and grabbing thier boobies._My main beef with "The Dolls" is not that their music sucks. I mean, really, it doesn't suck anymore than the other formulaic donkey shit they try to pass off as music these days. My beef is with their implications. The song "Don't CHA" begs the question, bq. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? / Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? / Don't cha wish your girlfriend had big tits like me.... or something, I don't know I stopped listening way before then. My point is, girls won't listen to this, and guys can't listen to it. It immediatly alienates all decent people from relating to thier music. It causes undue conflict within relationships as invariably a women will turn to their man and ask, "Well, don't cha?" Then the man will have to either answer truthfully that, as many guys do, yes, sometimes they do wish you her hot like them, and proceed to sleep in the bathtub. Or they can lie and feel like a jerk having been put into such a pickle by a crappy pop song. If you're one of the decent ones who can answer honestly that your woman is perfect and way hotter than all 6 or 7 Pussycat Dolls then more power to you, chances are you'll still get in trouble for it just because the question was raised.By presenting this seemingly simple question while showing us their thighs filters humanity into generaly three quantities: horny men, jealous women and gay men. And since gay men have no real conflict implied in the question we'll deal with the dysfunctional heteros. Media has done such a terrific job of training people on the rolls they're supposed to play in society that we rarely know when we're being ourselves or when we're being Ross and Rachel. Every concievable dynamic between a man and a woman has been scripted and presented and catergorized so that we can reference them instead of actually acting in a healthy psychological fashion. Men are big bumbling, horny lugs that would starve to death in the street if their women didn't provide them with the mothering influence they apparently need so badly. The women, oppressed by years of competition and insecuritiy, are hopelessly neurotic one minute and strong and in control with dinner on the table the next, all the while finding time to maintain a 28 inch waist and perky breasts._The Pussycat Dolls, seen here humping a chair or something._Men are trained to see women as nothing more than a place to store their penis, something to be attained and aquired with discriminating taste, like a fine wine or a good cigar. Girls fit into a mold that society had made that is a very hard threshold to cross, yet we're presented with that ideal in literally every available opportunity from music to film, magazines, television and the internet. Perfect skin, 110 lbs, shiny hair, glossy lips, gravity-proof breasts and the ass of a 10 year old boy, must like clubbing, camping, extreme sports, cooking, beer, porn and videogames. That's a tough order to fill for any woman because what it boils down to is that what guys are taught that what they want in a woman is basically "one of the guys" with a great body and insatiable sex drive. Not possible. Media (with the exception of the dreck on Lifetime) is produced by and geared towards men. Men are conditioned to think that what's most important in life is a nice car, a high paying job, sports and a constant dogpile of hot, young women to sleep with. Family is second, religion is moot, personal reflection is boring and feelings are gay. Be a player, close yourself off, get money, have lots of sex and subscribe to GQ. After all, all 9 or 15 Pussycat Dolls are horny and gunning just for you! Spray a little Axe deoderant on and your impressive and powerful manhood will be worn down to a stump just in time to watch "the game"! You see? You see what you've done Pussycat Dolls? _The Pussycat Dolls, seen here engaging in a drunken orgy with the Chicago Bulls basketball team._
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