Songs About Lame

Posted over 3 years ago

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Maroon 5
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Songs About Jane

If Adam Levine showed up on my doorstep bleeding with a gunshot wound and a pitbull attached to his neck I'd make him write a new song before I called 911. Songs About Jane was released in June of 2002, according to wikipedia Maroon 5 became a band in February of 1994. It took them 8 years to write 12 tracks that have lasted them 4 years. They've released an acoustic album of those 12 songs. They released a live album of those 12 songs. They've released one album in 12 years and people still talk about them all the time. I still hear them every time I go to McDonalds. I still see Adam Levine's face on magazines and television. I understand it was a super-hit and everyone got a boner for them and whatever but it has to STOP.Can someone please make them write another album? I don't even care if it's any good. I just don't think I can hear "This Love" once more without flipping out and killing a room full of people.Adam Levine invites you to visit his crotch.

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Anonymous says I actually saw them live about 6 months before they broke out. They were pretty good. They did a cover of NIN "Closer". But yeah, they need a new album.

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Tyler says hahaha!!! i'm sorry, but my favorite part of the whole post is the picture tag "Adam Levine invites you to visit his crotch." quality

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Anna says I think I'll pass(on the crotch).

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Puffmagic says I saw them live, too. i was really impressed and I did enjoy them, I'm not saying they suck. I just don't think a band should be able to ride the media wave for this long off one album. Especially when there were like 6 singles and they still all get heavy radio play.

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Anonymous says true

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lemontwist says Ugh. I hate Maroon 5. It's all my college roommate would listen to, them and John Mayer (ugh) and that stupid Jason Mraz song. I had to put up with lots of shitty music for three years in college.

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Puffmagic says I am so...So sorry lemon. My heart and prayers go out to you in this difficult time.

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lemontwist says That's OK, my roommate and I parted ways in 2005. I've compensated by listening to an awful lot of Alice In Chains.

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Puffmagic says I think that's about the only known remedy for over exposure to Jason Mraz. You're lucky you caught it in time.

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Dale says Take 2 doses of Dirt every 4 hours, and call me in the morning. Nice.

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ROCKNROLLPIMP1 says who the hell are moron 5?

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elor says They need new material, but i'd be scared too after the success of the first, just imagine how dissapointing the next could be... anyway, 'puffmagic', you shouldn't be going into a McDonald's anyway really.

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SWozniak says I love you, Puff. Just for this post. You made my day better than it already was. Awesome post.

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pants says Adam Levine has been too busy romancing the ladies to write new material, Puff. Apparently, many have been invited to his crotch. Perhaps Kanye West can just write, record, and mix the new Maroon 5 album, entitled: What a Maroon.

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Puffmagic says But can Kanye break away from being Black Jesus long enough to help mix said album? I mean with being the savior of Hip Hop and all. Plus they'd need to retrofit the studio space to accomodate both Levine and West's egos.

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