Who wants some F*%&$ng SPEED METAL!?
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Fucking Speed Metal.
I'm typing this whole review with my left hand because my right hand is stuck in the air making devil horns. My brother just lent me a "Inhuman Rampage" by British power metal outfit and hair farmers Dragonforce. At first I laughed. It had to be a joke, right? I mean, the name alone is totally ridiculous and the music is like a medieval anime soundtrack. But goddamn if these guys can't fucking play! I've never heard anyone play guitar this fast, I even watched some videos and they're fucking maniacs! It's totally cheesy but if you can get through this album without making a metal fist or playing air guitar then you are a total butt muffin and I hate you.
I'm typing this whole review with my left hand because my right hand is stuck in the air making devil horns. My brother just lent me a "Inhuman Rampage" by British power metal outfit and hair farmers Dragonforce. At first I laughed. It had to be a joke, right? I mean, the name alone is totally ridiculous and the music is like a medieval anime soundtrack. But goddamn if these guys can't fucking play! I've never heard anyone play guitar this fast, I even watched some videos and they're fucking maniacs! It's totally cheesy but if you can get through this album without making a metal fist or playing air guitar then you are a total butt muffin and I hate you.
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