Who wants some F*%&$ng SPEED METAL!?
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Track:Storming the Burning Fields
Fucking Speed Metal.
I'm typing this whole review with my left hand because my right hand is stuck in the air making devil horns. My brother just lent me a "Inhuman Rampage" by British power metal outfit and hair farmers Dragonforce. At first I laughed. It had to be a joke, right? I mean, the name alone is totally ridiculous and the music is like a medieval anime soundtrack. But goddamn if these guys can't fucking play! I've never heard anyone play guitar this fast, I even watched some videos and they're fucking maniacs! It's totally cheesy but if you can get through this album without making a metal fist or playing air guitar then you are a total butt muffin and I hate you.
I'm typing this whole review with my left hand because my right hand is stuck in the air making devil horns. My brother just lent me a "Inhuman Rampage" by British power metal outfit and hair farmers Dragonforce. At first I laughed. It had to be a joke, right? I mean, the name alone is totally ridiculous and the music is like a medieval anime soundtrack. But goddamn if these guys can't fucking play! I've never heard anyone play guitar this fast, I even watched some videos and they're fucking maniacs! It's totally cheesy but if you can get through this album without making a metal fist or playing air guitar then you are a total butt muffin and I hate you.
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