I AM the Keymaster!

Well kids, Daddy caught nasty virus. A _computer_ virus, that is! My white ass was up till almost 2am last night stomping out tiny little fires as a result of some random chunk of data that floated in from the internets. It's at once a violating and infuriating scenario the know that someone got into your shit and just set up shop like you're some AOLin' chump sucka. Well I showed them. All my good stuff is backed up on an external drive where the haters can't get to it. Even still I'm gonna be checking my bank account to make sure I don't end up one of those weirdos on the commercials where the identity theif speaks through their mouth like "Zuul":http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a182/ischraer/Zuul.jpg spoke through Dana Barrett.Anyway, that's where I'm at today.