1. Eight hours of sleep stretched over five days turns me into Sylvia Plath. I hate Sylvia Plath.2. Deciding "Hey, why not book all of my annual medical appointments within a week of each other? OK!" was far from my best move. 3. A good friend sent me an e-mail without a subject line, but with an attachment. I thought "Oh, how sweet of him to send me some music!" What it really was? Pictures of his chorizo. Five of them. 4. Did I mention I opened that e-mail at work?5. This new workout I'm doing renders me unable to lift my arms high enough to shampoo my hair. 6. Going to my monthly facial to find I have contact dermatitis on the side of my nose, much like Cheryl David had in "Curb Your Enthusiasm."7. Realizing I'm living an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."8. Mosquito bite. On my kneecap. 9. Why did he send me those photos? 10. I'm completely brain-dead.That said, I hope all of you have a great Friday night. I'm looking forward to pressing my lips against a chilled glass that has something orange-flavored and boozy inside. Cheers.